I never thought these words would leave my mouth, but I am so proud of Eric! He said it himself: "I was hesitant at first, but then I embraced it 100%." Now, let's be honest, Eric hasn't been embracing most of our tasks even 10%. So this really says a lot. And while I do not believe that America's goal was to further Eric in the game (we all just really hate Dustin), I do believe that we have. Although, you could argue both sides of that topic. If you were surprised that Jessica went along with Eric's plan, you need a serious reality check. Jessica could be convinced of anything. Eric's hot? Done. Christmas isn't a religious holiday? Easy! Water's fattening? With time, with time... But I do have to give Eric credit, because he really is quite the manipulator. He could probably talk me into voting to evict Dick. That is, if I didn't already know he was full of shit. With all things aside, though, Eric earned every cent he's made so far just for completing that task.
Have I mentioned I miss Joe? Last night's Trip From The Outside couldn't have been anymore exciting. What purrrfect timing to feature Joe Barber on the night of Dustin Erikstrup's eviction. "Dustin's own personality will be his downfall…just like in our relationship." I don't doubt that was the downfall of their relationship, because Dustin has a terrible personality. I've never been so turned off at the sound of someone's voice before. And that guy is beyond cowardly. Think you're tough for calling Dick a "dead beat, white trash dad?" Is that why you waited until he couldn't hear you? I'd like to see Dustin say some of the comments he's made about people to their faces. I'd pay good money to see that show. Mostly because it'll never happen. Enjoy your week alone in Mexico, Dustin.
And the winner for the most priceless expression at an eviction goes to... Could that moment have been any better than how it happened? Was anyone disappointed with Dustin's jaw drop? That had to be the most satisfying moment in Big Brother history. Looks like Dustin's the piece of shit that Dick made the courtesy flush for. Booyah! Notice how Dick never gave Dustin his tattoo sleeves? I'm lovin' it... I was a little bit surprised that the HOH competition wasn't skill based, but I guess CBS is sticking with trivia this year. And damn, was this one hard. I have to say, I was freaking out when it came down to Daniele and Amber. All I could think was, "How is Amber still in this?" Thankfully, her incompetence finally kicked in--just in time for Daniele to win HOH! Talk about a powerhouse! This girl has won two vetoes and two HOHs in the first six weeks! I have three words to describe last night: Best. Episode. Ever.
Now, I leave you with the "Ha Ha!" Moment of The Day.