It's too bad the Foul Five didn't know why Dick was terrorizing them, because they looked pretty ridiculous hiding up in the HOH room. They literally came up with reaction plans in case Dick tried to hit them. They are truly delusional. I've never seen a group mirror the Nerd Herd as much as these five. It's hysterical how high they hold themselves in their heads. At least Dick isn't in denial over the fact that he's, well, a dick. These guys never shut up about Dick and Daniele's "hypocrisy," but they're just the same assholes in different clothing. Practice what you preach, people! As annoying as it must have been for Dustin to wake up to Dick banging a pan in his face, it was pretty hilarious to us Dickheads (apparently this is what they call Dick's fans). Quote of the day: "Can I get you some ghonorrhea on your toothbrush?" No one can deny, not even haters, that what Dick did was honorable. He chose to save his daughter, without question, and he did what he had to do to make it happen. Even though it meant leaving the game.

I literally gagged during the veto competition, and I wasn't even near those concoctions. The mere idea of drinking a cup of "Big Brother Blood" is giving me this horrifying bitter beer face right now. I'm really worried for them that they might have contracted HIV. Well, not Dustin so much. I mean, he's used to the whole STD thing. Zing! I probably would've drank the blood if I was on the block, though. Even if it meant I might get Hepatitis C. Five-hundred thousand dollars covers that kind of medication, right? Anyway, the croquet half of that competition got pretty intense. I mean, I already knew who won it, and I was still freaking out. There was a little part of me wondering if I had gotten Punk'd, and the entire world was in on it. OK, not really, but I kept jogging my memory to make absolutely sure that Dick won the veto. And damnit, he did! It must have killed Dustin to see Dick beat him by one measley point. What I thought was funniest was the fact that after he won the veto, everyone suddenly decided it would be selfish of him to use it on himself. He is the one who won it. And this is his game, too. I'm not saying he shouldn't have used the veto on Daniele, but she did use it on herself week two. It wouldn't exactly make him Satan if he saves himself.

I was so happy when Daniele called Jameka out on being a bitch. "I thought he was your God, too, Daniele. But maybe not." I'm not even sure what she meant by that, but it still pissed me off. Since when did Daniele become responsible for Dick's actions? It's like these people just look for any excuse to hate Dick and all things associated with him. He provided her with DNA? She will be scorned forever! Puh-lease. I'm so glad Daniele confronted the group, otherwise they would have gotten yet another warped interpretation of a conversation Jameka's involved in. Can I throw out some props to Amber? "Let her talk for a minute." Jameka calls Daniele immature for walking away from their arguments, but who wouldn't when Jameka doesn't let her get a word in edge wise. Zach was the only sane person in that room who understood that it's not Daniele's responsibility to make sure Dick behaves himself. And I would be having a much more pleasant night if Eric would have never opened his mouth during that whole situation. I can't even understand why he would ever accuse someone besides himself of saying "despicable things." Eric has insinuated on three occasions that I can recall, but I'm sure it's more like 500, that Dick and Daniele have an incestuous relationship. You want to talk about saying despicable things? But of course CBS would never air any of that, because they're too busy trying to save this disaster of a twist. So, Eric, the next time you want to complain about someone else's words, you better have some magical material to defend what you've said. I would spit on that weasel right now if he was in front of me.

God, I loved voting for Eric to give Jessica the cold shoulder. His reaction was priceless. Pure "America hates me." Eric, you could save dying children from Ethiopia for the rest of your life and you still wouldn't gain my respect. But I'm still going to "throw challenging tasks your way." Because it makes me laugh. Ha ha! I really never thought that Eric's silent treatment would have had the effect it did on Jessica, but I am thrilled with the results. It was kind of fun to see Jessica cry (I'm pure evil, aren't I?). And what is with Jen's bullshit lately? She just comes up with ridiculous stories in her head and then tells them to people. And somehow they always believe her. Although, convincing Jess that Dustin's a snake couldn't have been that difficult. Jen could have told Jessica that she was pure African and she would have believed it. But only until Eric told her it wasn't true. And then she'd flip again when Dick and Daniele said it was true. Am I making my point? Anyway, I'm glad CBS failed Eric on that task, whether they used clever editing or not. Truth is, he spoke to Jessica for 45 minutes after he recieved the task and then went to bed. Either way, an F is an F. And I hate Eric.

Note: Forgive me if Thursday's blog doesn't appear until Friday, and Sunday's blog doesn't appear until Monday. I'm staying somewhere with no wireless, and it's a bitch driving out to Panera at 11 pm just to publish these. I'll be back in the groove for next Tuesday's blog, though.