Jameka was a surprising target for Dick on Thursday night, but deserving nonetheless. It was about time someone called her out on being a fair-weather friend to God. She really only plays that religion card when it's convenient for her; she'll save Jen when she wants Zach out of the house, but she won't fight for Kail if it means one of the Nerd Herd 2 could go home. I hadn't realized God only chose balls when she wanted him to, and the rest of the time it's just coincidence. And it's all fine and dandy that she wants to defend herself, but she could talk for years, and she'd still be a hypocrite. I'm sick to death of these people shoving their religion down our throats. Listen up and listen good, God is not watching Big Brother 8. He doesn't care about your veto balls or your food competitions. Not to mention it's Hurricane season, so He's just a little bit preoccupied at the moment. Honestly, who prays like that? "You know, even if I don't win the money, and I know You think--I hope You don't think I'm just sayin' that, but like...even if I don't win, I am so, I am so thankful." I'm too embarrassed for her to even continue writing about this.

Dick and Daniele aren't stupid, they know they're going up on the block. America isn't stupid either, CBS, so ixnay on the clever editing. Clearly Dustin wasn't going on the block. I mean, these people love to backdoor, but they only take chances on "nobodies" like Jen and Zach, not their own holy species. But even a Dick hater has to admit that it takes a loyal, loving father to give up his hopes of winning Big Brother to save his daughter from eviction. I think it's pretty awesome what he's doing, but I'm really going to miss him on the show and the Live Feeds. He's one of four people who don't make me cringe. Fortunately, if he does end up leaving he'll be in sequester, so this certainly won't be the last time we see Dick put somebody in their place. That's what I love about him; everytime Dustin's head begins inflating, Dick shows up with a needle.

It's official, America, Eric is a shitty employee, and he needs to be reprimanded. Who loved the look on his face when he opened that piece of paper and saw the name "Dustin?" I wonder if he's caught on to the fact that the majority of viewers hate him. If not after that task, he will tonight when he finds out that he has to give Jessica the cold shoulder. Not that he'll actually do it, or anything. But there goes another task. The longer that weasel remains in the house, the less bearable the show is to watch. 1) He's, like, Revenge of the Nerds ugly, and 2) he's a despicable human being. The most disgusting remark I've ever heard in my life came out of his mouth, and he could never redeem himself after that. His behavior just shows his true character, and unforunately for him, it's lacking. I have honestly never been so disgusted by a houseguest in the past. I will do everything in my personal power to make sure America makes him vote to keep Dick on Thursday. And I hope that rat hates it.