Eric's Reaction: Part Two. I've heard more bullshit come out of his mouth in the past five days than I've heard in most of Big Brother history. Have you ever seen someone with that many nervous habits going off at once? As Eric assures the LNC that "Dick and Daniele have made a $500,000 mistake," he raises his right eyebrow, cocks his neck to the side, opens his eyes widely, laughs like a mad scientist, and scratches a patch of skin that I'm fairly certain isn't even itchy. Have these people never seen someone lie before? Or are they just that fucking clueless? I'm betting on the latter. Surprisingly enough, it's Dustin that gets my vote for Most Hated Houseguest this week. If I hear him say, "It's a numbers game," one more time, I think I'll jump off a bridge. And keep in mind that voting Kail out doesn't automatically win you Head of Household. Your enemies still have two people competing in that competition, and only one person can win. Numbers won't do you any good if Dick or Zach wins HOH on Thursday, now will they? In fact, it'll ensure that "The Donatos" get one of you cowards evicted. So take your pompous attitude elsewhere, Napoleon.

Who would have thought we'd see the day when Dick and Jen would hug? I'm pretty sure there's a couple of pigs flying around a farm somewhere. And some icicles hanging from the ceiling of Hell. Any other phrases I've missed? The point is, Dick and Jen both proved themselves to be mature when they swallowed their pride and made that truce. And I'm so glad Zach is working with them, because it's really about time he has some social interaction. He was pretty much a no-brainer, anyway. He needs them just as much as they need him. He could either team up with the LNC and be number three on their hit list, or he can team up with Double D escape their line of fire. Like I said, no-brainer.

That Power of Veto competition was just plain brutal. Honestly, if I was Jameka I'd have gotten out on the very first question. There's no way I'm wearing a bunny suit, much less giving up HOH to protect somebody that I don't even know I can trust. I'm sure CBS did their fair share of editing to his Diary Room, but was I the only one shocked by Eric's audacity? "Jameka is my only hope." And what in the hell does she owe you? Her pride? That's all that's left at this point. She's already pouring shit on her head for 24 hours and giving up any possibility at HOH for five weeks. You want her to sacrifice the prize money? Please. Leave that to the nominees. And damnit, Jen won that veto fair and square. She deserved it, and she definitly showed everyone what she was there to do--compete. Although, if that girl makes it to the final two, I say CBS gives her the half mill, anyway. Because, let's be honest, she defied physics. I'm pretty sure I learned that in high school. Chen's Law of Tears, or something. Anyway, if she pulls off F2, I'm fairly certain she's a magician.

Anyone with a Big Brother Superpass knew exactly how it felt over the weekend to just be sitting around waiting for the confrontation Dick kept promising everyone. I didn't have the pleasure of viewing it live, but it was still awesome. First of all, any innocent person who is being accused of lying doesn't immediately respond with, "I didn't lie to you." Especially not in a calm, rehearsed manner. And I hope every single witness of that argument saw right through Eric's bullshit. How is he going to accuse Dick of lying "a multitude of times?" I don't care whose side you're on in that house, one thing you can't deny is the fact that Dick doesn't lie. He lets every single person know what he thinks, and he never plays He Said, She Said. Eric doesn't even believe that Dick lies--"I'm not gonna play this game." What game? Backing up your accusations? You may as well keep digging, because there's no way you can climb out of this hole.