I was really hoping that I wouldn't have to write about God again this season, but Amber Tomcavage strikes again! And she really needs to figure out whether she's psychic or religious. I highly doubt that she has these alleged visions, considering she still hasn't won that HOH or those POVs. I'm thinking those visions are just daydreams and fantasies. And she has got to be kidding with those conversations with God. "I asked God to give me HOH, but if it wasn't my time to give it to Jessica." Does she seriously believe that she is God's commander? But more importantly, does Jameka just go along with it to be nice or is she also crazy? If that was all it took to get HOH, then...I don't even know. Everyone would be HOH. And how about that Diary Room session? "Hey God, it's me. God bless you." Did she just tell God to bless himself? C'mon now, tell me you're laughing at that.

De novo, something I was hoping I wouldn't have to cover again--a Dick and Daniele fight. To be fair, those have become pretty rare over the past few weeks. Still, I was hoping there wouldn't be a resurgence. Her frustrations are understandable, though. It's annoying when someone puts their two cents in everywhere it isn't welcomed. In his defense, he actually gives her some good advice. In particular, to take vitamins and drink protein shakes when she's on slop. That girl is withering away! Even I'm concerned. I'm torn on the way each of them handle these arguments, though. He tends to be abrasive, while she shuts him off. Although, I think what a lot of people need to understand is why she tends to say things like, "I can't do this." She isn't always just walking away from the fight, but the edits never broadcast the moments when she explains that she doesn't want to talk about it on television. Who wants their personal history being discussed on someone's computer screen? One thing I don't understand is how the other houseguests think that their fights are staged. Why the hell would they put on a fight for show? I am truly in the dark on this one. Enlighten me.

I was surprised that the Luxury Competition required the houseguests to get naked. I was even more surprised that they all did it. But it turned out to be a hilarious competition. "What other word can you form with the letters G O A T?" Don't overthink it, boys. It's a good thing the girls ended up winning, though, because it would not have been very entertaining to watch three men with terrible fashion sense go on a 2-minute shopping spree. Wait, yes, that would have been hysterical. I'm disappointed we couldn't see that. I'm even more disappointed we all had to sit through Amber's ego trip. Did Nick really tell her that her face was "BLIP BLAM!"? More importantly, what does that mean? Most importantly, why is Jameka encouraging her vanity? Amber isn't hideous, but I wouldn't call her body "really pretty." And I certainly wouldn't count on magazine covers. I would expect a phone call from Mel Gibson, though. Zing!