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Wednesday, August 29, 2007 - Cock Block
I know I shouldn't be, but I'm downright buffaloed over the fact that Amber and Jameka have no idea Jess is in an alliance with Eric. I just have to close my eyes and drop my head into my hands everytime they go to her and suggest that Eric might have a deal with Dick and Daniele. Waamber, Hmmeka, have you ever thought Jess might be a part of that deal? "Maybe Jess is planning to backdoor Dick or Daniele!" MAYBE NOT! Jameka is just...a deliberate and persistent cock blocker. If I see her swing that HOH door open one more time, I'm going to jump out my seventh-story window. Not only is she intrusive, but she's Debbie-fucking-Downer. Her and Amber both. Jessica's beaming everytime she's alone with Eric, and then she looks like she's carrying the weight of the world on her shoulders when Jameka and Amber are through with her. Yeah, yeah, yeah, the bitches are playing the game... Does it look like I care? If they annoy me, they annoy me. Kapeesh? Kapeesh!

Here's to you, Jeric fans! I'm finally acknowledging the drowsiest showmance in Big Brother history. In Jessica's words, "It's about time!" You see, you need action in order to write any material. I don't usually envision a romantic first kiss in bed---making out. It was cute, though. Not as raunchy as it sounds. Cheers to CBS for not manipulating that footage for the AP Task. Double Cheers to their caption commentary after Eric gave Jessica her "morning kiss." If you're bewildered, go to Innertube and watch the America's Player clip. Pay close attention to the bottom of the screen when Eric completes his task. I think we're in agreement, CBS. I'm going to admit it, I've made a 180. I'm rooting for Eric. Sit back down, Double D is still my favorite, but how can you not love the LJC? C'mon! Little Julie Chens? It wouldn't even matter who was a part of that alliance, the name has my heart.

It was nice of Zach to choose Eric as Houseguest Choice during the veto competition. Considering he's never competed before, and he was also the only choice he could have made if he wanted any chance of someone taking him off of the block. I think Jessica's reaction to getting out of the competition first pretty much sums up her overall attitude. I know she's been the "laid-back" girl over the past few weeks, but let's rewind to week one. Before Nick and Daniele's showmance. Before Carol was evicted. Jess was a brat. "Personally, I don't like when girls curl their hair with a curling iron." Alright. "She owed me five dollars one time." Um, OK. Is it all coming back to you now? Now, let's see if she reverts back to her old ways when she gets nominated. I'd put money on a not-so-perky Jessica.


BB-Bash Kayla [ 11:27 AM ]
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