I have a lot of feelings about this episode. A lot of strong feelings. So I'm just going to go ahead and apologize ahead of time if my emotions get the best of me. And by "my emotions get the best of me" I mean "I say a bunch of inappropriate and offensive things about a number of houseguests." Now, anyone who knows me knows that I am not the type to judge someone on their religious beliefs. Certainly not someone who practices the same religion as myself. But be honest with me--does anyone actually take Jameka seriously anymore? "God chose my ball." C'mon now. I am incredibly confident that God had nothing to do with that. There is a fucking war going on right now; I am positive God was preoccupied when Jen was fishing her hand around in that bag. What offends me more is the fact that she used God as an excuse to take Jen off of the block. We all know better, we all know better than to believe that she would have done the same thing for Zach. But what offends me the most is her "Holier Than Thou" attitude. Note to Jameka: your nightly Bible studies aren't impressing anyone. Watch out for the rain, darling, because you'll drown.

Whodathunk one veto competition would result in so much drama? CBS. You know they had some reality television scientist cast this season so that all of the houseguests would be miserable, and all of the viewers would be loving it. The competition itself was actually quite fun to play at home. I would have been a force to be reckoned with if I was in that house. I could have won the cash, the trip, and the POv. Cha-ching! Although, if I was head of household, and I pressured everyone else into fighting hard for the POV, I certainly wouldn't have done anything to weaken my chances of winning. You did a pretty bad job of making your bed, Dustin, but what difference does it make to me? You're the one that has to sleep in it. I can say it a million times--Jen has terrible character and what she did in that competition was just plain wrong, but that girl saved her ass this week. And in all honesty, the only people anyone should be mad at in that house are Jameka, for promising Jen she'd win it for her, and Dustin, for being a greedy son of a bitch. Sure, Jen took Jameka for granted, but Jameka's the one using the veto. All Jen did was trust her.

I planned on talking about Eric's latest America's Player assignment, but that was probably the most boring clip in Big Brother history. So in other news... This "Late Night Crew" is my least favorite alliance of all time. Yes, they rank lower than The Friendship. Why, you ask? Because they don't even open their eyes and investigate anything. They turn their assumptions into facts, and innocent people get sent home because of it. And I am sick and tired of Eric opening his mouth to put in his two cents anytime he wants. That guy lost my respect the night he called Julie Chen a bitch. So while we're speaking our minds, I'm just going to say what everyone is thinking--come out already, why don't ya? And that, Eric, is what it feels like when someone has a complete disregard for your feelings. Now onto my next victim... I just think it's absolutely ridiculous how six people can believe Nick is worthy of eviction. Like I said, all these people do is assume. If Amber was right everytime she thought up an alliance, every single person in that house would be aligned with one another. Dream situation? Dick, Daniele, Zach, and Jessica flip off the LNC and vote Kail out. Can I get an Amen? Amen!