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Thursday, July 5, 2007 - Alliance of 10 Million
 What would a season of Big Brother be without a group of strangers who aren't actually strangers? I miss the old days! But I've got to hand it to them, this is a pretty wicked twist. Had you seen me tonight, you probably would have thought I was either 7 1/2 or schizophrenic. Or both... But mostly, I was excited. Excited for some draaaamaaaa! I'm pretty much in love with Dick, Jessica, and Dustin. Even though Jessica exceeded all of my immaturity expectations with the "she owed me five dollars once" line. The only side I'm sure I belong to right now is Dick's. The other teams (I've assigned them to teams, standard procedure) are pretty much fair game. Work hard, bitches! As far as the rest of the peasants are concerned, I'm indifferent about most of them, but I still maintain my crushes on Amber and Zach. How about that Zach?! He's, what, 8'10"? And he has to sleep in that midget room?! Those beds are so teeny tiny, I would cry myself to sleep if I was stuck in there. Like a little baby. I would be nominated right away and thrown out. Like a rag doll. Thank God I didn't apply this year! Actually, small beds would be the least of my worries. I don't think I could live in a house with gorgeous twentysomethings for three months. Or one week, in my case. Mostly, I wouldn't want to live with Daniele and Jessica. What if I need $5 for something? I certainly couldn't ask Jessica, now could I? I don't need that stress! Not for a half million, I don't! Now double that, and maybe we can talk business.  The first HOH competition was less than exciting, but most importantly, completely unfair. Not that I really cared who won, but c'mon now. Nick didn't even get to compete, and Dick, Jessica, and Dustin not only get automatic safety, but they also get to choose between Kail and Eric? Like I said, I really didn't care who won, but I'm totally disappointed that Kail won! So, I was lying just then. I really did care who won. I don't know, there's just something about the bitch that irks me. Maybe it's the fact that she owns half the people in her town. Or maybe it's because she hates homosexicals. In fact, it's definitly both of those things. But mostly, it's her red hair. Everyone knows redheads are evil. I think the part I was most excited about tonight was finding out who America's Player would be. Actually, that was another lie. I didn't even remember about America's Player until Julie kindly reminded me, but once my memory was refreshed, I did become quite excited. My money was on Joe or Zach, so I was pretty much disappointed when Eric walked in the room. But that emotion lasted about 2 seconds. He had me at "hello," or whatever it is he said first. Actually, he had me at "alliance of 10 million." He made me feel like part of the show! Like an ally. A friend... Anyway, I'm just psyched that America's Player ended up being someone who was happy to take the title. I was worried whoever ended up getting the spot wouldn't do anything we said, but Eric seems to be down with the challenge. And as long as he stays on our good side, he shouldn't get screwed over. Or should he... What? BB-Bash Kayla [
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