Before I get all Silly Billy on you, I'm going to start the blog off seriously. I'm really enjoying watching the relationship developments this season. Well, two of them. And they both happen to involve Daniele. Girl crush? I think. I've already mentioned my desire for Daniele and Dick to mend their relationship, and I really think it's possible. But I also believe that if one of them left anytime soon, it might not be. It's unfortunate that it took the two of them being locked in a house together to get her to talk to him, but it's better than nothing. I'm also totally in love with Nick and Daniele. In. Love. Polygamist marriage? I think. I'm so happy he told her about the Mrs. Robinson alliance, because I want them to go down. I feel like Kail and Jen are going to turn into the Nerd Herd. And I welcome that possibility with open arms.
Jen fans, tell me this. Why is she such a royal bitch? How is she gonna threaten Amber and Joe before the POV competition? Did she think this would make either of them want to help her? She's so dense. It's ridiculous. What is in her head? A pine cone? A hamster? It's not a brain. Good God, it's not a brain... What's funniest is when people call her out on her bullshit and she plays that dumb blonde act. "Huh??" And Zach is officially on my black list. Once you cross Jameka, you cross me. And you don't want to cross me. Because I'll...type mean things about you. Horrible things... That's right, watch your back.
Clearly, I didn't want Jen to win the power of veto. But even moreso, I wanted her to lose it in such a way that it cut her right to the bone. Having thoughts like this would usually worry me that I may have signs of a serial killer, but I'm pretty sure that Jen is an exception. I think I read that somewhere. Anyway, it killed me to see her win the unitard. She's such an attention whore, it's disgusting. But any disappointment I was feeling over that miniscule situation faded away when Amber so thoughtfully gave Daniele the challenge. Gee, Jen, that threat really worked out for you, there. You made a whole new group of people hate you. But I'm sure all you really wanted was more attention, and damnit, you succeeded. But I can wrap up this blog with one positive thing to say about Jen. That bitch made the best replacement nomination I could ever ask for. Now hopefully neither Daniele nor Dick will be evicted. Although, I'll be sad to see someone who despises her leaving. Well, you win some, you lose some.