Julie Chen gave us two, count 'em two, Trips From The Outside tonight! A double whammy of my favorite segments? This is better than my birthday! Not really. I mean, I love Big Brother and all, but my birthday? That's more than love. That's lust. Indeed, I do hold lust above love. And apparently Daniele does, too. I can't even imagine what it's like for her boyfriend. He says he doesn't worry, but how can't he? Nick's a looker. Even with his hair slicked back. And pubes on his face. He's a goddamn looker. And Kris can't even remind Daniele who she fell in love with. I could say, "That Daniele really has it bad. Two guys to choose from? Oh, the humanity!" But I do sincerely feel bad for her. She's clearly developed feelings for Nick, and even though the guy lives clear across the country, she does have a decision to make. If I could give her any piece of advice, it would just be to follow her heart. Now enough of this gobbley gook.
We also had a lovely visit from Jennifer's mother and good friend Kara. I was hoping Vanna White would make an appearance, but really, who's surprised she didn't? I think I'd be less surprised if Jen claimed she had X-ray vision. That's really more her style, anyway. Part of me believes Jen's more intelligent than she lets on, but there's still that 99% that is positive she's just as retarded as we all think. Honestly, how difficult is an Early Childhood Development major? Psych majors require more brain matter than that (zing!). Anyway, I highly doubt Jen is basing her strategy on Kara's advice to "play dumb." You can't fake that shit 24/7. And let's be honest, she hasn't slipped up once. What are the odds of that? You'd think we would've heard a word bigger than "concur" by now. Basically, Jen's a dummie dum dum. The end.
I was really quite surprised that everyone seemed to be gunning for Mike's eviction this week. I really have not been watching my money's worth of the Live Feeds. No, I was actually aware of the fact that Kail was most likely safe, but I had no idea Dick was behind it. Judging by his conversation with Kail last night, I was sure he was in the dark. Honestly, I think it was an enormously stupid move sending Mike home. He may have brawn, but how many challenges call for Magnus-sized muscles? Kail plays this game so psychologically, and with 24 hours in a day, there's no telling what damage she could do. We've all already seen her aggressively campaigning, who's to say she won't do it again? And clearly her word means nothing, as she's been caught in who-knows-how-many lies. But what's done is done, and hopefully they all watch her with a close eye. I think I was actually on Cloud 9 during the HOH competition when the first three HGs were eliminated. Zach...Jen...Kail. Um, heaven? I think. I was pulling for Daniele to win, but I am certainly not disappointed with Dustin. I'm pretty sure Dick is safe, but a lot could happen in 24 hours. I'm just happy home girl Amber has a worry-free week ahead of her.