Jen. Once again, must I go on? I was hoping and praying, dear God I was praying, that they would show the crazy-liar-Jen tonight, and CBS...you did it. You fucking did it! ("OK, Daytime Emmy...") Usually, CBS has this weird way of editing footage so somebody doesn't seem quite as crazy or deranged as they really are, but not this time. Jen, you, unlike Kail, cannot sue CBS for slander or misrepresentation (whichever applies), because you are just as crazy as portrayed this evening. Who lies about something like "he tried to kiss me?" Especially to a gay man. Did she not think Joey McBigMouth would repeat that? The gays love drama! I know this! But the thing that really tagged Jen as psychotic was the fact that she couldn't even own up to her lie. "That's not what I said." Really? In front of, what, five people who heard you say it? And can I just let Kail and Dick share the key to my heart? Because anybody who will just call Jen a bitch to her face is going to be offered my hand in marriage (and possible some other perks, we'll work out the details later). Kail, Dick, maybe we can move to Utah or something... Did I go too far? Where should I have stopped?

How 'bout that veto challenge? I can think of about 4,812 better hiding places than those people used. Amber, dear, I love you, but a pillowcase? Nobody'll check there! And how did nobody check in the slop? That seems like a pretty obvious hiding spot to me. I know when I play hide and seek, I always hide in the oatmeal buckets. In my fridge... My very large fridge... OK, so now Daniele has the Golden Power of Veto (is that what it's called this year? or am I just pulling this name out of my ass?). Job well done, she's a force to be reckoned with, yadda yadda yadda. What else do you say when somebody has their first and last win (burn!)? I thought it was interesting how CBS tried to make us think Daniele would use the veto. Now, I'll say it, the twig is a bimbo, but I'm fairly certain even she isn't stupid enough to put a target on her back. Although, judging by this groups' actions thus far, I've been bracing myself for anything. It's between Amber and Carol, and if I have to hear Carol talk about how she's not going to campaign one more time, I think I'll drink a glass of arsenic.