Thank God the "Trip From The Outside" was from Nate. I really wanted to know what broke Dustin and Joe up. It's nice to have closure. Sarcasm? I laugh at the word. For some reason I thought Jen's mom was supposed to be on the show tonight? I was clearly mistaken. And disappointed. I was hoping she'd pull an Ivette's girlfriend and favor the "enemy." I'm sure her or Vanna (if she even actually nannies for Vanna) will grace us with their presence soon enough. I wait for the day... I was surprised the vote was live tonight, what, with 10 people voting and all. It was definitly nerve racking. I was worried Joe might only get five votes, and that attention whore would have the pleasure of evicting Dick. But how surprising that 9 people voted to evict Joe! I think my jaw actually dropped. For that split second I wasn't smiling ear-to-ear over the fact that Kail totally stood alone. Quite possibly the most satisfying moment in my life.

If I thought watching the live vote was nerve racking, I clearly forgot HOH was right after. I really just needed Kail to get out to feel alright, but that bitch stayed in way longer than I felt comfortable with. Shall I cut to the chase? YAHOO! Could this night get any better? Joe gone, Dick HOH. I feel like God has answered all of my Big Brother prayers. OK, I'm totally kidding, I don't pray for Big Brother. That would just be selfish. I limit my prayers strictly for Macy's One-Day Sales and rush hour traffic. OK, and Big Brother. Anyway, I'm so glad Dick gets to be in power this week. I'm hoping he nominates Jen and Kail, but who knows for sure? I think Mike and Zach are possibilities, as well. Maybe even Jessica. The awesome thing is: I could give a shit less if any of those people go home. So, I'm golden this week. My blood pressure should have dropped drastically in the past hour. Here's to one week of good health. Cheers!