When did Amber decide she was qualified to perform an official investigation on the second vote for Kail? I'm sorry, did I say investigation? I meant witch hunt. If there is one thing that gets my blood boiling, it's when halfwits point fingers. I have no idea where the "LNC" got this deranged idea that Nick was secretly united with Zach or that either of them are dangerous, but those two are the least threatening people in the game. Nick makes googley eyes at Daniele all day, and people literally run from Zach. But apparently they must go at once! At first, I thought the idea of America's Player was just plain FOXY, but the more shit Eric pulls the less I like him. I'm not the Christian of the Year, but even I couldn't let people take the heat for my actions.

Have I mentioned people run from Zach? I've been noticing this for awhile, and it literally makes my heart ache. We all know what it feels like to be the odd man out, but for 24 hours a day? I really don't get it, though, because I think he's hysterical. That is when people actually give him the time of day. I almost hope they evict him just to put him out of his misery. But then Amber cries, and I realize who I really want evicted. I honestly thought it was sweet that she was so emotional, but it's gotten old. Eventually somebody is going to have to forget strategy and just do everyone a favor by sending her ass home. Good God, send her home...

I think it's interesting that Kail and Jen thought they would be safe this week. Kail talks a whole lot of game, and rarely follows through on any of it. Remember her telling Dick that she didn't want to campaign anymore? That lasted a whole, what, hour after Mike was evicted? Probably less than that. Why haven't any of these people learned that psychological players are ten times more dangerous than physical threats? Sure, players like Nick and Mike will excel in endurance challenges, but votes send people packing. And people like Kail and Jen campaign the hardest. Kail would talk all day if she could, but somehow no one is concerned about this. Can we officially name this the most clueless season yet ever?