Any face I've ever made in my 19 years on this Earth has never looked even remotely as horrified as Dustin's when Chenbot congratulated Jen on winning Head of Household. How awesome were everyones' reactions? You'd think after spending three years trying to get on the show, Kail would know how and how not to react when someone wins HOH. And when you're trying to hide your loyalties, you don't jump up and down. Or sleep with them. Literally, not metaphorically. Oh, God... NOT METAPHORICALLY. I'm slowly disliking Kail more and more. I'm so confused... Why was I handing out the key to my heart so carelessly? From this point forward, I'm saving judgement for later on in the game. Except in Dick's case. Because, well, chicks love dick. It's a simple and inevitable concept.

CBS graced us with not one, but two fillers this episode. Although, one of them could also be tagged as character/relationship development, but who's reading this, anyway? I always enjoy a good camera angle on Nick and Daniele. Not because I'm a voyeur, but because Nick is so foolishly funny. Foolishly, I tell you! I have to wonder what Daniele's boyfriend thinks of all of this. Or if she even has a boyfriend anymore. Which I'm hoping he has enough pride to confidently say "no" to that question. My other favorite tag-team is the German weight-lifting duo Magnus & Kragnus. As annoying as Zach got this week sucking up to Jen, I cannot deny that he is a regular comedian. But just regular. Nothing spectactular. Like I said, I'm saving judgement for later on in the game. I can't be calling someone spectacular and then taking it back later. I'm no indian giver.

So, could I have been any more excited to hear Eric had to convince Jen to nominate Jessica? No. Why, you ask? Two reasons: I voted that way, and her voice makes me want to commit suicide. Do I think he did a good job? Absolutely not. I don't think he really wanted her to get nominated, to be honest. But who am I to judge? I'm everything. Learn it, live it, love it. So, I don't think anyone was surprised that Jen chose to nominate Dick and Daniele. She claimed that they both bring negativity energy into the house, but what I think she meant was they both bring negativity energy to her. Which would be 400 times more accurate. I think this week will definitly bring Double D (use it, bitches) closer. I'm clearly hoping one of them will win POV so that there's a chance neither of them will end up going home. Mostly, I want this week to be a total disappointment to Jen. A disappointment to the jenth degree. Zing!