Big Brother Bash

A Reason For A Season

2008-01-06T01:28:00.000-05:00

Anyone who has any interest whatsoever in Big Brother knows at least that it's coming early this year, if not the exact date and 4 million other facts. I'm the furthest thing from an update site, but for the sake of bookkeeping I figured it would be in my best interest to at least acknowledge what's going on and inform what readers I have left of my plans. Big Brother 9 is starting up in February, I believe the fourteenth? Twelfth? Who really knows. And from what I understand, the houseguests have already been chosen.

Anyway, the entire point of this post is to discuss my plans for the season. I've been debating whether or not I'm pleased with the idea of a Winter season for awhile now, and I think I've come to the conclusion that I'm indifferent. I realized I really needed those nine months between seasons to get excited. Not to mention the fact that I just do not have the time this time of year to dedicate to "Big Brother World." So, as of now, I have no plans to pursue a Big Brother 9 blog. I wanted to give it a try, but I just need to focus on school right now. It's that simple. I'll probably still do photochops and an occasional blog, but I really don't think I'll have the time for three blogs a week.

So for now, see you all in February, and I look forward to July. Bye-Bye, Bitches!

A Big Win For Dick Haters

2007-10-26T19:55:00.000-04:00

I'm sure everyone and their mom has already heard the news, but CBS has confirmed that they would not allow Eric to use the POV during the week that Jessica nominated Amber and Zach. The article can be read here and in it the producers are quoted as saying:

"The rule was that Eric had to make every effort to do what America wanted. [Viewers] asked for someone to be nominated and that person [Amber] was on the chopping block. Since there was no time to vote on whether or not [Stein] should use the veto, he needed to make sure that the person America wanted gone stayed on the chopping block and then make every effort to make sure that person was evicted. Keeping the nominations the same was the best way to accomplish America's wishes."

There's also a comment on that story that points out that if CBS had enough time to let us vote during the Fast-Forward episode, we could've voted this week, too. It's too bad the America's Player twist was poorly planned, because it couldn't made for a good season. CBS, just let shit happen. I know you think you'll lose ratings and viewers if people like Dick leave too early, but isn't losing credibility a bigger loss? I hate it when people blame certain things on the show being rigged, but what are we supposed to think now? Not cool, CBS. Not cool.

I'm No Superman

2007-10-22T09:49:00.000-04:00

Not Quite Famous

2007-09-30T20:06:00.000-04:00

I'll Be There For You

2007-09-28T23:24:00.001-04:00

Gossip Girl

2007-09-27T21:36:00.001-04:00

President Donato

2007-09-23T18:10:00.000-04:00

We Trust The Donatos

2007-09-19T14:09:00.000-04:00

CONGRATULATIONS, DICK!

It's official, folks! The Donatos have won the game! And the jury made even bigger fools of themselves with their ridiculously bitter attitudes. Well, game over. Dick kicked all of your asses, and you let Eric control three of your votes. I hope you all feel stooopid. I can only imagine the pile of shit Amber is facing right now. It gives me goosebumps.

Stuck In The Middle With You

2007-09-17T23:10:00.000-04:00

I've been working on this tribute for over a month now, editing bits and pieces every once in awhile, and I finally put the finishing touches on it this evening. Perfect timing, as I have a 3-page paper due in the morning that I should really get started. Enjoy, Big Brother Lovers!

New, New, and New!

2007-09-14T19:20:00.000-04:00

Blood vs. Water

2007-09-13T23:11:00.000-04:00

I think I did this last year--completely ignored everything that happened in the episode and focused on the big picture. Except last year I was moping around about Janelle getting evicted, and this year I'm, well...

NANNY NANNY POO POO!

You kind of had to expect that. I've endured my fair share of Anti-Donato criticism, and nothing feels better than a good 'ole "nanny nanny poo poo." What the hell does that phrase mean, anyway? I'm not even going to think about it. Point is, those seven jury members have to vote for a Donato. How about them apples?! Well, you may not be able to trust The Donatos, but you're gonna have to vote for one of them! This is, hands down, the best final two in Big Brother history. Never has an F2 pact actually been fulfilled until tonight. This is officially my favorite season. It doesn't even matter what happens after this, because they've won it all. I think I'm going to be smiling for weeks.

So, there's the groupie side of me that loves this alliance, and then there's the softy side that loves this family. How painful was it to watch Dick and Daniele struggling in the endurance challenge? Talk about a cryfest--am I alone with this one? Am I just an emotional nutcase, or did other people shed some tears? LMK. It was such a sad ending when he let go of that key, but it was also incredibly touching to watch Daniele nurture him. OK, I'm seriously starting to sound like a creepy therapist. Point is, they are a solid team, and two are stronger than one. Zach could have pulled through in normal circumstances, but Dick and Daniele have something much stronger than an alliance. They're family. And blood is thicker than water.

P.S. Look forward to an abundance of photochops and tributes in honor of Double D. I'm going to be so obnoxious.

Lube Sox

2007-09-13T15:50:00.000-04:00

Photochop by LunaGrrrrl

Good vs. Evel

2007-09-12T23:03:00.000-04:00

Did anyone ever think we'd see the day Jameka and Zach would align? Honestly, if I didn't know any better, I'd think pigs were flying. But this alliance was inevitable. Zach, the ultimate suck-up, and Jameka, the token Christian. All you have to do to get close to Jameka is ask her to join you for Bible Study. And that Zach did. Well, a pre-POV prayer. Go ahead, giggle away. I couldn't keep a straight face after Zach said, "Dear Heavenly Father." Not that those words are particularly funny, but in that situation and from those lips, they're hysterical. Zach's a regular Amber with his prayers. "E-V-E-L, so to speak." There's no need to crack jokes with God, Zach. That's almost as bad as telling God to bless himself. This seriously has to be the most whacked out cast in Big Brother history. Where did they find these people? There was not one personality that didn't stand out. Even Carol is embossed in my brain. Regrettably.

Thank goodness they finally showed us sequester. Or there would be some dead people at the CBS Factory today. That's what they call it, right? Anywho, I could have passed on seeing the sequester house once I realized it meant listening to Dustin run his mouth. Immediately I was like, "No! I take it all back!" I'd rather watch another prayer session than that. Fingernails on a chalkboard, that's what that is. Multiply that by ten and you get Dustin playing cards with Jen on what appeared to be Christmas Eve. I can't think of another explanation for her pajamas, so I'm going to stick to this theory. And nothing says "Home Shit Home" quite like Amber walking through the door saying, "Honey!" Excuse me while I gargle mouthwash in my vomit covered throat. Check out Gollum nestled between Eric and Jen on that sofa. If I have ever hated a facial expression, it's been that one. Hopefully she gets more control over her muscles once she sees this footage. God willing...

I have never been more nervous for a competition in my life than this weeks Power of Veto. Besides the final HOH, this was the absolute most crucial competition of the season. So much was riding on it, I don't even want to start thinking about it. I would have gone into high-pressure paralyzation and just froze in place. Well, hopefully not, but I wouldn't put it past me. I'm just going to stop thinking about the competition so I can recover from this stomach ulcer. Let's talk about the immense relief when Daniele won. Can that even be classified as a scream anymore? Hasn't that entered shriek territory? Screech? Shrill? I would have beat the shit out of that skinny bitch if I was Jameka. Thankfully, for more than this one reason, I'm not. But she was an awesome sport, and didn't attempt to manipulate Daniele. Not that it would have worked, but you know retarded Amber or Dustin would have tried. "Daniele, have you considered nominating your dad?" Hands down, most retarded idea ever. Thank God Dustin left when he did, or I might have ripped all my hair out. You know, even though it didn't matter, it was incredibly sweet of Daniele to take her dad off the block. And it fully demonstrated her trust in him, which I think was important for a lot of people to see. Just for the situation, not even the money, I'm praying these two get to sit in the Final Two together. It would be an absolute storybook ending to this season for me.

Coming This Fall

2007-09-12T13:20:00.000-04:00

I'm strapped for time this afternoon, so you won't be seeing the blog until late tonight (definitly before midnight). In the meantime, enjoy some new photochops I've been meaning to post!

Pass Me A Kleenex

2007-09-10T10:36:00.000-04:00

I don't care if you love, hate, or feel indifferent about the Donatos. Press play and watch this video. JadenSOF really went above and beyond with this one, and I hope it opens some people's eyes to why there are so many Double D fans.

Zachariah The Disciple

2007-09-10T10:08:00.000-04:00

There's something that I didn't notice on Thursday that really got my blood boiling tonight--Jessica saying, "Unbelievable," on her way out the door. Let's take a moment of silence to absorb this. Is it really that unbelievable? Because if I remember correctly, Jessica discussed targetting the Donatos on more than one occasion. By the way, what's with the Big Brother narrator referring to Dick and Daniele as "The Donatos?" I mean, I know all of us do, but since when does production? I thought we weren't even supposed to know their last names. Most importantly, though, why am I dwelling on this? With that being said, I think it would be best if we moved on from this topic... I'm glad they showed Dick offering Jameka the deal in the gym, because I really wanted to know the details of it. And damn, he wanted a lot. "Swear on the bible." I make fun of the "Good People" all the time for their cult-like beliefs, but even I was shocked when he said that. He really has no fear, does he? There was a little part of me that thought Jameka would turn down the deal, because she wouldn't want to betray Jess. Well, I think you know where I'm going with this. "I've played this game for a lot of other people, and it's time for Jameka to start playing for herself." Can I get a hell yeah? Hell. Yeah! If that isn't the quote of the season, I don't know what is. "He gave me ghonorrhea!"? OK, I retract my previous allegation. But I stand by my hell yeah.

This HOH was really important for Zach and Jameka, but since Dick and Daniele work as a team, veto is the only power of importance to them. That's why I wasn't really sweating over Daniele's loss. Instead, I was laughing at everything Zach did after he won. Let's start with his slide down the steps. Oh, how I wish he would have fallen on his butt. And where did that crown come from? I shouldn't be questioning it, just thanking it for the wonderful Dustin imitation setup. "Silence!" It's nice to have little reminders for why we made such marvelous AP choices. I won't miss Eric, but I will miss bossing him around. America + Canada is the raddest Big Brother alliance ever. We're phat. With a P-H. Enough already... I’m conceited. Anyway, Zach kind of got a big head after that HOH win, no? Was that an understatement? Probably. Maybe not. Who cares? Jameka restored his faith in God, and the final four is Good vs. Evil. That’s all the matters. (Snickers)

As much as I want to rag on Zach for "betraying" Dick and Daniele, he had absolutely nothing to lose by doing so. We all know neither of the Donatos would have taken Zach to the final two if they'd won the last HOH, and it's not like he can go home this week. All he did was make two people hate him. And how is this any different than most of the season? He said it himself! "I spent my days playing chess and eating alone." Poor guy, most of the viewers don't even like him. Have you seen the Love 'Em or Leave 'Em polls? I think he's still below Nick, who was evicted, like, 400 weeks ago. But that’s probably just because Nick fans use auto-voters. Right? Same goes for anyone you don’t like. Blame the auto-voters! While you’re at it, throw Dick out of the game for putting that blue ball in Jameka’s tube, even though the producer’s have confirmed that he didn’t do it. And expel Daniele for…whining. Then you all can have your perfect Season Six final two, and maybe even Double D will stop talking again. Would that make all of you good people happy?

Quote of the Day

2007-09-08T19:26:00.000-04:00

Quote of the Day

"As long as I'm sitting next to you in the final two, I'm happy with $50,000." Daniele to Dick

Ch-Ch-Check It Out!

2007-09-08T16:16:00.001-04:00

Photochops

2007-09-07T13:35:00.000-04:00

Shooyah!

2007-09-06T22:03:00.000-04:00

Talk about an intense night! Where do I even begin?? First of all, I was completely surprised that they had the first eviction before the first commercial. Does anyone care? Probably not, but it was a strong enough feeling that I wanted to write about it. I guess there just wasn't enough time to put it off forever like they usually do. The votes weren't a surprise, but there was still a little piece of me that felt really terrible for Jessica. But then I remembered that she would have done the same damn thing if she were in Double D's position. So at the end of the day, I'm thrilled they sent her pouty butt packing. I'd like an order of sassy comments; hold the "you're calling Jessica pouty?!" remarks (I've had my yearly serving). But for those of you who can't control yourselves, here's a piece of Booyah Pie: Daniele may pout, but at least she plays the strategic game. Jessica laid in her bed all week, and let Eric do the talking. She might have actually had a chance had she done her own campaigning. And please don't use the "She-Didn't-Want-To-Campaign-Against-Jameka" line. Maybe so, but you and I both know that wasn't what was stopping her. Ugh, enough of her!

So, I really can't get over it; I know I was stoked for the Fast Forward episode, but was everyone else? So much more exciting than watching a bunch of stuff I've already seen on the Live Feeds all week. Although, I must give credit where credit is due, and it is way more fun watching the edited versions of some situations. I mean, these people have 24 hours to kill each day, and their ramblings can get borrring. I've gone off on a tangent, and I must get back on topic! I was shaking in my boots during the HOH competition, because that power literally sealed the fate of an alliance, regardless of who won veto. I couldn't believe how close the scores were toward the very end, and I think you all can imagine the kind of celebration that occurred in my home after Dick won. I think my exact words were, "Bwahhh! FuckkDUCK! Standard Pennsylvania Dutch celebratory words... Anywho! I was buffaloed over the fact that America voted for Daniele to be nominated, but I'm sure it had something to do with the short voting period. It's not like it made any difference, though. Trying to convince Dick to nominate his daughter would have been a complete waste of time. Inevitably, Jameka sat on that block for the fourth time in a row, and Eric for the first. Whoops, I spelled "thankfully" as "inevitably."

Eric and Jameka were the best nominees, because as long as Zach stayed true to Double D, Daniele wouldn't have to go up on the block. I thought the Veto Competition was incredibly confusing, but that's probably just because I'm terrible at listening to directions. It took me until about 3/4 of the way through to figure out that you were supposed to be putting green balls into your tube. PAUSE ║ Niagara Balls! Bahahahaha! PLAY > When Zach won, I wasn't sure if I should be celebrating or cowering. In fact, I'm pretty sure I lifted my hands halfway in the air and then cried a little. I was really worried Eric would embrace his AP task and somehow convince Zach that using the veto was best for him. Thankfully, Zach isn't Jessica, and even if Eric could influence him, it'd take more five minutes. Clearly the best strategic decision would be to evict Eric, but I couldn't help but hope for his safety during that pathetic final plea. "Give me a fair chance." Well, he had his chance, and he made $40,000 in the process. He'll make out just as good, if not better, than second place. With that being said, here's to the Donatos, who have rocked my socks all summer!

Sugar & Spice

2007-09-06T14:20:00.000-04:00

Cheerleaders kick...!

Jeric's Been Busted!

2007-09-05T10:51:00.000-04:00

Eric and Jessica are total reality whores. I knew I'd seen these two together somewhere before!

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Help!

2007-09-05T10:38:00.000-04:00

Photochop courtesy of C=Venus BB Chops. Genius!

Messica

2007-09-05T00:17:00.001-04:00

Who called it? I believe that would be me. Anyone who thought Jessica would be a happy-go-lucky flirt as well as a nominee was in serious denial. I guess it's easier to stay out of the drama when you're never a target. Well, if she expected to spend her entire summer tanning and playing beer pong, she probably should have stayed home and gone to school this semester. And of all people for her to treat like shit, I really didn't expect it to be Eric. So you're on the block, get over it. I couldn't believe how bitchy she was to him as he was trying to cheer her up after the veto competition. "That's no excuse; I don't care if it was hard or not." Well, if the veto was that important to you, you should have won it yourself. But kudos on your vile behavior. You've really displayed class through adversity. I can honestly say I won't be missing Jessica when she leaves on Thursday.

Could this week get any better? Only if Janelle stopped by the house... Jackpot! I missed that buxom blonde! And wow... For someone who so strikingly resembles a rodent, Eric has a lot of nerve calling Janelle Miss Piggy. And I truly can't understand why he would say that. 1) She doesn't, and 2) he doesn't know her. I could understand if there was a personal tiff between the two of them, but I guess Eric's just an ass. He has serious confidence issues, and takes pleasure in cutting other people down. Janelle, on the other hand, is incredibly polite, and was a fantastic veto host. I loved how smitten Dick was with her. He was like a little school girl. "Janelle, call me." Laugh. Out. Loud. I'm so glad a lame person didn't win the veto, and Janelle was able to give it to Daniele. From one veto queen to another. Bom Chicka Wah Wah!

As much as I hate Eric right now, his completion of the latest AP task was pure genius. Dick is black, Eric's white; they are complete opposites. Can you even imagine watching Dick imitate Eric? The appearance just didn't match the actions, and Eric clashed horribly. Horribly funny! Did you see that spit? It went, like, 6 inches. He needs some lessons from Jack Dawson (eh?! Titanic fans??). It was really hysterical when they were eating breakfast together, though. Just the look on Eric's face was priceless. He's been a serious trooper this week--sticking through the HOH comp, dealing with Jess, and letting Dick cover him in cereal. He deserves every penny he's earned.

Boo, Ya on the block!

2007-09-03T22:58:00.000-04:00

September is proving to be a busy month for me, so this probably won't be my last late blog. Nevertheless, I'm full of opinions, so... Let's talk about a grueling HOH competition? Dick and Daniele looked like penguins, Zach looked like a beached whale, and Eric looked like a newborn calf learning how to use his legs. I'm glad Zach finally decided to walk upright--those cavemen really know what they're talking about. Due to the fact that the houseguests had to travel over seven miles to complete the challenge, every single step you took and drop of liquid you transported counted. Though he may not have even known this, Zach had the most efficient method--overfilling his cup and gliding back and forth. Daniele, on the otherhand, kept her thumb in the teacup, displacing a significant amount of water for each trip. Not to mention, she was walking like a penguin! That style of movement hasn't proven to be the fastest in history. And although Dick truly stepped it up and went into overtime toward the end of the competition, I think all of us Dickheads knew in our hearts that it was Zach who was going to win. And as disappointing as that moment was, you know what? He deserved it. That challenge was perfect for his body type, and he deserved it.

Besides HOH, the Big Brother Tea Party dished out another exciting prize--a phonecall from home. Eric, in an embarrassing last place, took advantage of this opportunity, and won the coveted phonecall. In a moment of selflessness, he gave it to Jessica, and it couldn't have been more timely. Jessica's brother, Dean, returned from Iraq on July 24, and Big Brother couldn't have pulled off putting anyone else on that phone with her. I shed a surprising amount of tears watching the call, but tell me you didn't and I'll give you a dollar (not really). The inspiring quote of the night goes to Jess--"My brother's 20 years old and if he can make it through a war, then I can make it through this house." Whether you're a Jessica fan or not, it was a touching moment, and she deserved the phonecall above all else. With that being said, thank you for serving our country, Dean.

In a surprising, yet poignant moment, Eric admitted to Jessica that he cast the hinky votes, and that he put the mustard on Jen's shirt. I had faith he'd eventually tell her, but I was beginning to wonder if he was going to let Chenbot do it for him. But I'll give credit where credit is due, and it took guts to tell her the truth. Especially when it could really screw up his game. She definitly responded to the confession well, though. "My little phantom voter!" Hopefully he doesn't piss her off in the days to come and Jameka ends up finding out. If the jury house received this news with him in the final two, it could either make him or break him. And who really wants to take that chance?

Zach was initially the scariest HOH, but ended up being the best bet for Double D fans. When I heard Zach tell Daniele that he wasn't going to nominate her, and he wanted to team up with the Father-Daughter Duo, I felt a ton of bricks roll off my back. Jeric fans will unite and say "Dick and Daniele betrayed their alliance!" But we all know, we all know, that Eric and Jessica would have striked first if they were in that position. Dick and Daniele were just smart enough to treat Zach like a human being in the weeks prior. And that's when it really counts. Anyway, let's see if my theory about Jessica proves to be true as we watch her behavior on the block this week. I'm going to go ahead and say, "I told you so," before we even find out. That's how confident I am.

And that's THAT!

2007-08-31T14:13:00.000-04:00

Amber is really in her own little world. My jaw literally dropped when she called Eric selfish for not using the POV. Pot, meet kettle. The only person in that house who could truthfully call themselves selfless is Dick. He is the only one looking out for someone else before himself. Amber, who was it that looked out for themselves when Daniele had the veto last week? That would be you. You didn't seem to give a lick about Jameka, but you're going to call Eric selfish for not saving someone he isn't even aligned with? Give me a break. And as much as I'd like to think Jessica really is doing what's best for her, this week completely confirmed that she is a puppet and Eric is her puppet master. Good for her that she finally realized Zach and Amber may not have been the smartest nominations, but it was too little too late. And I'm thankful for that, because I'm clearly rooting for Double D + AP. I love how Jessica's trying to tell Eric that he talked her into nominating two people who had her back, but it takes him about 5 minutes to convince her that she hates Amber. He has to be the luckiest player in Big Brother history. He's making money by doing exactly what's expected of him, he completely controls another player, and he can talk his way out of anything.

If Amber and Jameka hadn't shown their true colors yet, they sure did on last night's show. Talk about grasping at straws. They defend Eric the entire game, and then suddenly when Amber's in danger, they think he's a skeeze? They're lucky Jessica's the only one stupid enough to fall for it. It was a stupid strategy, anyway. What does talking trash on Eric accomplish? It's not like he's on the block next to Amber, and even if he was, it's not like Jessica has a vote. All they did was dig Amber's grave. Awesome job, ladies. I'm still in awe that they haven't realized Jessica is part of the Fantastic Four alliance. Otherwise, they might have thought twice before word vomiting all over her room. Although, I'm surprised it took Eric so long to get Jessica to finally fess up and tell him what they said. She looked pretty determined to keep her mouth shut. But she really had no choice; Eric's pulling the strings. I was shocked he used the "drug-user" card to turn the tables, though. You'd think he'd have learned by now. Even I think that's a low blow. But then again, I guess if you do have that sort of past, you're really in no position to be deciding who in the house is "good" or "bad."

We had two interesting Trips From The Outside last night--Eric's ex Cheryl, and Jameka's pastor. I'm glad we finally know the true and full story about Cheryl, and I feel much better knowing that he is 100% single. So, at this point in time, I will retract my statement from a few blogs back where I called Eric a "pig." My apologies. I actually felt kind of bad for Cheryl, though. Even when I didn't care for Eric, I never felt like his relationship with Jessica was strategy. He's made it perfectly clear that he has true feelings for her. For God's sake, he even admitted to her that he made those hinky votes and put mustard on Jen's shirt! That's gotta mean something. A less interesting look into a houseguests real life came from Jameka's pastor Jeff and sister Danita. Jeff describes Jameka as "a great example of a Christian person." If Christian people call ordained minister's bitches, than I guess so... Danita also expressed her empathy for Dick, saying that she believed he is angry because he is missing faith in his life. Ugh... Why do people always do that? It's like, "You're just jealous." Did you ever think that maybe they just don't like certain people? I'm pretty sure if Dick wanted to practice a certain religion, he would be. Considering he was raised by an ordained minister and all.

I'm so glad Amber was finally evicted. Now, please, houseguests. Give us one week, just one, with no tears. I just want to be able to forget Amber completely. This would do a world of good for me. Although, I would really like a trip to the sequester house. How are we going to catch up at this point? We already have our third member of the jury, and still no Thursday-night clips. Julie, you have some splainin' to do! I'm not sure exactly how I'd classify last night's HOH challenge, but it seemed to be a mix of physical and endurance. Interesting, nonetheless. I personally think Daniele has the best chance of them all. She has less weight to carry back and forth, and kind of big feet to slide around on. Being a smoker, and considering his challenge history, Dick looks like he'll have the hardest time. Zach runs everyday, but he's still a big guy. And Eric? I'm not too sure. He's skinny, but he isn't all that coordinated. I'm sure the majority of you already know what happened, but for those of you who don't, Sunday night is not the episode to miss.

And that's THAT!

Hold Up Part 2

2007-08-30T23:22:00.000-04:00

Cock Block

2007-08-29T11:27:00.000-04:00

I know I shouldn't be, but I'm downright buffaloed over the fact that Amber and Jameka have no idea Jess is in an alliance with Eric. I just have to close my eyes and drop my head into my hands everytime they go to her and suggest that Eric might have a deal with Dick and Daniele. Waamber, Hmmeka, have you ever thought Jess might be a part of that deal? "Maybe Jess is planning to backdoor Dick or Daniele!" MAYBE NOT! Jameka is just...a deliberate and persistent cock blocker. If I see her swing that HOH door open one more time, I'm going to jump out my seventh-story window. Not only is she intrusive, but she's Debbie-fucking-Downer. Her and Amber both. Jessica's beaming everytime she's alone with Eric, and then she looks like she's carrying the weight of the world on her shoulders when Jameka and Amber are through with her. Yeah, yeah, yeah, the bitches are playing the game... Does it look like I care? If they annoy me, they annoy me. Kapeesh? Kapeesh!

Here's to you, Jeric fans! I'm finally acknowledging the drowsiest showmance in Big Brother history. In Jessica's words, "It's about time!" You see, you need action in order to write any material. I don't usually envision a romantic first kiss in bed---making out. It was cute, though. Not as raunchy as it sounds. Cheers to CBS for not manipulating that footage for the AP Task. Double Cheers to their caption commentary after Eric gave Jessica her "morning kiss." If you're bewildered, go to Innertube and watch the America's Player clip. Pay close attention to the bottom of the screen when Eric completes his task. I think we're in agreement, CBS. I'm going to admit it, I've made a 180. I'm rooting for Eric. Sit back down, Double D is still my favorite, but how can you not love the LJC? C'mon! Little Julie Chens? It wouldn't even matter who was a part of that alliance, the name has my heart.

It was nice of Zach to choose Eric as Houseguest Choice during the veto competition. Considering he's never competed before, and he was also the only choice he could have made if he wanted any chance of someone taking him off of the block. I think Jessica's reaction to getting out of the competition first pretty much sums up her overall attitude. I know she's been the "laid-back" girl over the past few weeks, but let's rewind to week one. Before Nick and Daniele's showmance. Before Carol was evicted. Jess was a brat. "Personally, I don't like when girls curl their hair with a curling iron." Alright. "She owed me five dollars one time." Um, OK. Is it all coming back to you now? Now, let's see if she reverts back to her old ways when she gets nominated. I'd put money on a not-so-perky Jessica.

Hold Up

2007-08-28T22:34:00.001-04:00

Dear God It's Me, Amber

2007-08-26T21:46:00.000-04:00

I was really hoping that I wouldn't have to write about God again this season, but Amber Tomcavage strikes again! And she really needs to figure out whether she's psychic or religious. I highly doubt that she has these alleged visions, considering she still hasn't won that HOH or those POVs. I'm thinking those visions are just daydreams and fantasies. And she has got to be kidding with those conversations with God. "I asked God to give me HOH, but if it wasn't my time to give it to Jessica." Does she seriously believe that she is God's commander? But more importantly, does Jameka just go along with it to be nice or is she also crazy? If that was all it took to get HOH, then...I don't even know. Everyone would be HOH. And how about that Diary Room session? "Hey God, it's me. God bless you." Did she just tell God to bless himself? C'mon now, tell me you're laughing at that.

De novo, something I was hoping I wouldn't have to cover again--a Dick and Daniele fight. To be fair, those have become pretty rare over the past few weeks. Still, I was hoping there wouldn't be a resurgence. Her frustrations are understandable, though. It's annoying when someone puts their two cents in everywhere it isn't welcomed. In his defense, he actually gives her some good advice. In particular, to take vitamins and drink protein shakes when she's on slop. That girl is withering away! Even I'm concerned. I'm torn on the way each of them handle these arguments, though. He tends to be abrasive, while she shuts him off. Although, I think what a lot of people need to understand is why she tends to say things like, "I can't do this." She isn't always just walking away from the fight, but the edits never broadcast the moments when she explains that she doesn't want to talk about it on television. Who wants their personal history being discussed on someone's computer screen? One thing I don't understand is how the other houseguests think that their fights are staged. Why the hell would they put on a fight for show? I am truly in the dark on this one. Enlighten me.

I was surprised that the Luxury Competition required the houseguests to get naked. I was even more surprised that they all did it. But it turned out to be a hilarious competition. "What other word can you form with the letters G O A T?" Don't overthink it, boys. It's a good thing the girls ended up winning, though, because it would not have been very entertaining to watch three men with terrible fashion sense go on a 2-minute shopping spree. Wait, yes, that would have been hysterical. I'm disappointed we couldn't see that. I'm even more disappointed we all had to sit through Amber's ego trip. Did Nick really tell her that her face was "BLIP BLAM!"? More importantly, what does that mean? Most importantly, why is Jameka encouraging her vanity? Amber isn't hideous, but I wouldn't call her body "really pretty." And I certainly wouldn't count on magazine covers. I would expect a phone call from Mel Gibson, though. Zing!

I Will Remember You

2007-08-26T09:45:00.000-04:00

I know the Nick/Daniele Showmance (more like a romance! smoochy oochy!) is old news, and you're all probably sick of hearing about it, but hellataz made a really impressive tribute. It actually made me cr--uh, punch kittens. That's how tough it made me feel. Anyway, if you're emotionally unstable like me and Amber, watch this with a box of tissues. Enjoy!

MS = Midget Syndrome?

2007-08-24T13:59:00.000-04:00

This video is pretty old, but if anyone hasn't seen it yet needs to. Nobody should miss out on a laugh this good.

Puppet Master

2007-08-24T11:45:00.000-04:00

The Puppet Master

Photochop courtesy of C=Venus BB Chops. Genius!

Use The Backdoor

2007-08-23T22:41:00.000-04:00

I was surprised Jen was so sad about being nominated, considering she "doesn't care about the money." Although, I think she was hurt that it was Daniele who nominated her. You know, the girl she was a friend to when the rest of the house hated her. In all honesty, I feel her pain. It never feels good when someone doesn't return the respect you give to them. But on the same token, it was a strategically wise move for Daniele to nominate Jen. Her number one target is Dick, and Dick is Daniele's strongest ally. Plain. And. Simple. Not to mention, Jen is a strong competitor, and had they not backdoored her this week, she probably could have won her way out of every eviction until she made it to the final three. It's just too bad that she had to leave the house on such a bad note, and that she probably won't look back on this experience as a positive one.

If I was surprised over Jen being sad, then I'm astonished by her erratic behavior that followed. I know the girl has endured some verbal abuse from Dick, but to destroy four cartons of cigarettes? That's not just $140, that's also all of his cigarettes. All of a chainsmoker's cigarettes. You think he's an asshole now? Wait a couple hours and see how he feels. I guarantee you'll regret bleaching 800 of his nicotine sticks. But what really made my jaw drop was when she swats at his cigarette and then starts crying because "he burned her." I don't know about you, but when I come running full-force at Emeril Lagasse mid-chop, he's not responsible for the knife in my stomach. "I'm just sayin..." Anywho, when Jen started eating like a savage, I have to admit I was pissed. Had she not agreed to slop for 30 days, she wouldn't have even made it to the jury. And now she's going to eat turkey burgers and cottage cheese? I would have slapped the food right out of her hands if I was Jameka. That girl should have gotten a penalty vote for every bite she ate, and maybe we all wouldn't have had to waste our time with tonight's eviction.

Speaking of tonight's eviction... Jen wasn't bitter at all, was she? "I'm positive and honest, and I clearly don't fit in here." I guess not. Don't let the door hit you in your plumber's crack on the way out. I always feel better about hating people when I hear Eric yell at them. For some reason I see him as this voice of reason, and if he's fed up with them then it must be OK. I even felt this way when I hated him, so keep the "oh, so you're on Team Eric, now?" comments to yourselves. "Jen, you may be glad to be leaving, but we're just as thrilled to see you go." Couldn't have said it better myself. I could not stand that smug look on her face, as if it was hurting them all terribly to see her happy to be leaving. They, and we, couldn't care less. And that's THAT! Oh, and Jessica won HOH. Yippee! Right?

I Swear On My Daughter's Life

2007-08-21T23:45:00.000-04:00

There wasn't a lot of variety in this episode, it was pretty much centered around the POV competition, so forgive me if I'm lacking material tonight. I have to be honest, I was looking forward to seeing a pleased Eric in the Diary Room when he received his America's Player task. He finally pulled through with Dustin's eviction, and he deserves a week off in my opinion. The woobie task would not have gone over well had we chosen, say, Dick. Oh my God, can you imagine if we'd chosen Dick? Or Zach? That would have made no sense at all. "I hate you, Zach. Please, have my woobie." Anywho, it was surprisingly sweet when he gave it to Jess. They actually appear "cute" to me. Pause. You didn't think I'd just sit here and praise Eric all night, did you? A conversation sparked during the airing of tonight's episode, and I felt the need to bring it to the blog. So here goes, and please, leave a comment with your opinion on the matter. Why does everyone (houseguests and viewers alike) constantly judge and talk trash on Daniele for "cheating" (it's a matter of opinion) on her boyfriend with Nick, when Eric has an equally "inappropriate" relationship with Jessica and had a girlfriend at home. Notice how I italicized the word "had?" Yeah, I major in subtlety. I noticed that his "girlfriend's" myspace recently underwent a few changes. He was basically erased from it--no more pictures of him, no more blogs about him, she's suddenly single (although, I can neither confirm nor deny that her previous status was set at 'In A Relationship'), and the only acknowledgement of him is a video from the Early Show back in June. Anyway, my point is there's a double standard. Since Daniele actually talks about her boyfriend, she's a "cheating whore?" But since Eric seems to have forgotten about Cheryl, we can all pretend she doesn't exist? Give me a break. If Daniele's a "slut," then Eric's a pig. So. There.

I'm still a little bit confused about Daniele's plan to backdoor Jen, but I'm beginning to understand her reasoning for it. Jen is a strong competitor, and she will nominate Dick and Daniele if she happens to win HOH. I guess that's enough right there. It was strangely convenient that she wasn't able to compete for POV, but I'm not even going to touch on conspiracy theories. I honestly don't even care if the whole show is rigged. I still love it, and no one will take that away from me! Alright, Daytime Emmy... I thought the POV Competition was pretty hard, because I tend to believe that all people think like me, so I made very extreme guesses. I'm very self-centered. "What percentage of viewers would rather have a beer with Nick than Mike?" One-hundred. "What percentage of viewers think Dustin is a better boyfriend than Joe?" Two. Needless to say, I would never win The Power of 10. Amber was just ridiculous tonight; I'm pretty sure she said "God" or "vision" in every single scene she appeared in. "I wonder why God had it so I didn't win?" Yeah, I thought I was self-centered. At least I don't think God is playing The Sims 24/7 controlling my life.

I have to wonder why Amber was sharing her plans to get Daniele to use the veto on herself with Jameka. "Hey, I'm going to go make sure I'm safe and you're not." Amber, if you're such a giving person, why didn't you try to convince Daniele to save Jameka? Although, I can't say I was disappointed that Amber approached Daniele, because that conversation was P-R-I-C-E-L-E-S-S. The priceless, priceless. It was especially funny that Jameka warned Amber not to agree to anything too extreme beforehand. Why would you offer more than the asking price? "You don't want me to nominate you next week? I'll match that and raise you control over my vote, and safety for the remainder of the game." Not that I believe Amber will stick to her word completely (although, she did swear on her daughter's life), but damn, she's stupid. No, she's stuupid.

You're My Best Friend

2007-08-20T09:58:00.000-04:00

This video is ridiculously funny. Just watch, please.

Video courtesy of hellataz on YouTube.

The 13th & 14th Disciples

2007-08-19T22:57:00.000-04:00

Have I mentioned how ridiculous it is that we wait 72 hours to watch an episode that covers only the first 24? They either need to change the nominations episode to Saturday or cover more on Sunday. Because they leave out way too much on Tuesdays and Thursdays. They never even bothered to explain how the vote flipped from Eric to Kail on Wednesday night during week five. < /rant > It was nice to see the tables turn for Jameka and Amber after Dustin was evicted. Not so nice to discover a vote flip occurred behind your back, huh? I really just cannot get over the two of them talking about how "good people" should win the game. Just because the two of you are nice to each other and have creepy prayer sessions together doesn't mean you don't also call ministers bitches and encourage people to commit suicide. As Amber would say, I can't, I can't with them. The only people left in that house who have exhibited behavior that could classify them as "good people" are Zach, Jen and Jessica. Notice how I didn't include the names Amber and Jameka. That's because they are stank ass hoes. 1, 2, 3... Bye-Bye, Bitches!

Tonight had two foxy fillers--"Amber's Stupid" and "Beer Pong." I cannot believe I never noticed that Amber doesn't speak English. You'd think for being a Live Feed subscriber, I'd have caught on by now. Seriously, though, does anyone know if Amber graduated from high school? "What does outed mean?" Someone who can't even look at the root of a word and come up with even the vaguest idea of what it might mean has got to be missing some brain cells. Ohh...that's right. Speed tends to have that effect. In other news, I'm glad CBS finally decided to make a compilation clip of beer pong nights. Considering it's about the only thing those four actually do in the house besides talk game. Is it just me or did Eric look eerily similar to Natalie Raitano from "V.I.P." in Jessica's dress? Hands down he has the sexier legs of the two. I have to give props to Big Brother for paying attention to houseguest interests and making a competition out of one of their favorite games. Although, Slop Pong looked incredibly difficult. It totally reminded me of those carnival games where you have to get the ball into the cup, but it's humanly impossible.

You know, the Head of Household always talks about how they have "so many options" for nominees, and then they spend hours discussing them with their closest ally. But when nomination time rolls around? Predictable... I swear to God, I've never seen a season talk so much game all the time. They never quit. But the funny thing is, with the exception of the past two weeks, they rarely change their minds about anything. They spend hour after wasted hour dwelling on something they know has the easiest and most predictable solution. I have not been surprised by one set of nominations thus far, and I'm really hoping that changes soon. Although, I can't say I was disappointed at all with Daniele's nominations. It's about time Jameka starts worrying in this game. Everyone else has to shake in their boots at every nomination ceremony while Jameka just sits there thinking about what she'll pray about that night. Honestly, I want to see her gone this week. I am so over her it's not even funny. And hopefully "God-Told-Me" will walk out right behind her. Now, excuse me while I throw up repeatedly.

Guess That Mouth!

2007-08-17T14:35:00.000-04:00

Guess That Mouth!

She's a Brick House!

2007-08-17T11:45:00.000-04:00

I never thought these words would leave my mouth, but I am so proud of Eric! He said it himself: "I was hesitant at first, but then I embraced it 100%." Now, let's be honest, Eric hasn't been embracing most of our tasks even 10%. So this really says a lot. And while I do not believe that America's goal was to further Eric in the game (we all just really hate Dustin), I do believe that we have. Although, you could argue both sides of that topic. If you were surprised that Jessica went along with Eric's plan, you need a serious reality check. Jessica could be convinced of anything. Eric's hot? Done. Christmas isn't a religious holiday? Easy! Water's fattening? With time, with time... But I do have to give Eric credit, because he really is quite the manipulator. He could probably talk me into voting to evict Dick. That is, if I didn't already know he was full of shit. With all things aside, though, Eric earned every cent he's made so far just for completing that task.

Have I mentioned I miss Joe? Last night's Trip From The Outside couldn't have been anymore exciting. What purrrfect timing to feature Joe Barber on the night of Dustin Erikstrup's eviction. "Dustin's own personality will be his downfall…just like in our relationship." I don't doubt that was the downfall of their relationship, because Dustin has a terrible personality. I've never been so turned off at the sound of someone's voice before. And that guy is beyond cowardly. Think you're tough for calling Dick a "dead beat, white trash dad?" Is that why you waited until he couldn't hear you? I'd like to see Dustin say some of the comments he's made about people to their faces. I'd pay good money to see that show. Mostly because it'll never happen. Enjoy your week alone in Mexico, Dustin.

And the winner for the most priceless expression at an eviction goes to... Could that moment have been any better than how it happened? Was anyone disappointed with Dustin's jaw drop? That had to be the most satisfying moment in Big Brother history. Looks like Dustin's the piece of shit that Dick made the courtesy flush for. Booyah! Notice how Dick never gave Dustin his tattoo sleeves? I'm lovin' it... I was a little bit surprised that the HOH competition wasn't skill based, but I guess CBS is sticking with trivia this year. And damn, was this one hard. I have to say, I was freaking out when it came down to Daniele and Amber. All I could think was, "How is Amber still in this?" Thankfully, her incompetence finally kicked in--just in time for Daniele to win HOH! Talk about a powerhouse! This girl has won two vetoes and two HOHs in the first six weeks! I have three words to describe last night: Best. Episode. Ever.

Now, I leave you with the "Ha Ha!" Moment of The Day.

Nerd Herd 2

2007-08-14T23:23:00.000-04:00

It's too bad the Foul Five didn't know why Dick was terrorizing them, because they looked pretty ridiculous hiding up in the HOH room. They literally came up with reaction plans in case Dick tried to hit them. They are truly delusional. I've never seen a group mirror the Nerd Herd as much as these five. It's hysterical how high they hold themselves in their heads. At least Dick isn't in denial over the fact that he's, well, a dick. These guys never shut up about Dick and Daniele's "hypocrisy," but they're just the same assholes in different clothing. Practice what you preach, people! As annoying as it must have been for Dustin to wake up to Dick banging a pan in his face, it was pretty hilarious to us Dickheads (apparently this is what they call Dick's fans). Quote of the day: "Can I get you some ghonorrhea on your toothbrush?" No one can deny, not even haters, that what Dick did was honorable. He chose to save his daughter, without question, and he did what he had to do to make it happen. Even though it meant leaving the game.

I literally gagged during the veto competition, and I wasn't even near those concoctions. The mere idea of drinking a cup of "Big Brother Blood" is giving me this horrifying bitter beer face right now. I'm really worried for them that they might have contracted HIV. Well, not Dustin so much. I mean, he's used to the whole STD thing. Zing! I probably would've drank the blood if I was on the block, though. Even if it meant I might get Hepatitis C. Five-hundred thousand dollars covers that kind of medication, right? Anyway, the croquet half of that competition got pretty intense. I mean, I already knew who won it, and I was still freaking out. There was a little part of me wondering if I had gotten Punk'd, and the entire world was in on it. OK, not really, but I kept jogging my memory to make absolutely sure that Dick won the veto. And damnit, he did! It must have killed Dustin to see Dick beat him by one measley point. What I thought was funniest was the fact that after he won the veto, everyone suddenly decided it would be selfish of him to use it on himself. He is the one who won it. And this is his game, too. I'm not saying he shouldn't have used the veto on Daniele, but she did use it on herself week two. It wouldn't exactly make him Satan if he saves himself.

I was so happy when Daniele called Jameka out on being a bitch. "I thought he was your God, too, Daniele. But maybe not." I'm not even sure what she meant by that, but it still pissed me off. Since when did Daniele become responsible for Dick's actions? It's like these people just look for any excuse to hate Dick and all things associated with him. He provided her with DNA? She will be scorned forever! Puh-lease. I'm so glad Daniele confronted the group, otherwise they would have gotten yet another warped interpretation of a conversation Jameka's involved in. Can I throw out some props to Amber? "Let her talk for a minute." Jameka calls Daniele immature for walking away from their arguments, but who wouldn't when Jameka doesn't let her get a word in edge wise. Zach was the only sane person in that room who understood that it's not Daniele's responsibility to make sure Dick behaves himself. And I would be having a much more pleasant night if Eric would have never opened his mouth during that whole situation. I can't even understand why he would ever accuse someone besides himself of saying "despicable things." Eric has insinuated on three occasions that I can recall, but I'm sure it's more like 500, that Dick and Daniele have an incestuous relationship. You want to talk about saying despicable things? But of course CBS would never air any of that, because they're too busy trying to save this disaster of a twist. So, Eric, the next time you want to complain about someone else's words, you better have some magical material to defend what you've said. I would spit on that weasel right now if he was in front of me.

God, I loved voting for Eric to give Jessica the cold shoulder. His reaction was priceless. Pure "America hates me." Eric, you could save dying children from Ethiopia for the rest of your life and you still wouldn't gain my respect. But I'm still going to "throw challenging tasks your way." Because it makes me laugh. Ha ha! I really never thought that Eric's silent treatment would have had the effect it did on Jessica, but I am thrilled with the results. It was kind of fun to see Jessica cry (I'm pure evil, aren't I?). And what is with Jen's bullshit lately? She just comes up with ridiculous stories in her head and then tells them to people. And somehow they always believe her. Although, convincing Jess that Dustin's a snake couldn't have been that difficult. Jen could have told Jessica that she was pure African and she would have believed it. But only until Eric told her it wasn't true. And then she'd flip again when Dick and Daniele said it was true. Am I making my point? Anyway, I'm glad CBS failed Eric on that task, whether they used clever editing or not. Truth is, he spoke to Jessica for 45 minutes after he recieved the task and then went to bed. Either way, an F is an F. And I hate Eric.

Note: Forgive me if Thursday's blog doesn't appear until Friday, and Sunday's blog doesn't appear until Monday. I'm staying somewhere with no wireless, and it's a bitch driving out to Panera at 11 pm just to publish these. I'll be back in the groove for next Tuesday's blog, though.

No More Banners!

2007-08-14T13:42:00.000-04:00

Will Estell (left), President of bcb Media Partners, LLC., sent out a press release today announcing that their Big Brother banner campaign is officially over. The press release reads:

Will Estell of bcb Media has stated as of 9:00 EST August 14th, that, "Due to the fact that our client, who was basically paying for all this fun, has now pulled out of the venture the banners and all the new ideas as to exactly how we were going to continue to infiltrate the house (with the canopy now in place) most likely will not be carried out.” "It was fun while it lasted but we can't do this for free, so unless someone or group steps in within the next few hours (for the upcoming show) or days it looks like we will not be able to continue our reign of fun on the BB house." says bcb Media, owner, Will Estell.

Estell says, "This has already been so much more fun than our group or our client ever anticipated and I sincerely hope (as we know from calls) that many of the fans and even non-fans have found some added excitement in the banner campaign...even though that was not our client's initial reason for hiring us to take on this project...sometimes things go array."

“We feel like we really "pulled this off" to the best extent that was possible and though we had pretty much figured out how to continue the madness with new and much more insane methods to get to the houseguests and viewers. As often is the case, money is the object and we cannot continue this project.” Apparently the client has pulled out due to legal concerns about Estell’s new methods (which he even admits are very much "right on the line" of what can and cannot be done... but, states for the record that bcb Media were going to gamble a little and try it anyway).
"We totally understand the clients position on this as a large company such as them have much more at stake than a small one such as ours and the legal issues are probably a little scarier to them. They probably should be frightening to myself and our company, as well but sometimes I'm just to "caught up in the moment...and maybe stupid (ha) to care."

I know a few sites are reporting from a press release as of yesterday afternoon that bcb Media would continue to up-the-stakes in this banner venture, but things have changed and the likely hood is that the fun is over unless a last minute person or group steps in to pay for the continuation of the project.

Will Estell said that he would like to personally say Thanks for the support...and even for those viewers and readers who didn't like what his company was doing but kept reading and watching anyway.

He goes further in saying that he hopes anyone or group out there that decides to carry out any future “punk” or “prank” like this, whether small or large would remember his company and give them the opportunity to help make it happen. Will Estell can be reached at
bcbMediaLLC@aol.com or will@pro-mediagroup.com.

Blake Channing
bcb Media, LLC.
bcbMediaLLC@aol.com

Well, it was only a matter of time before CBS would finally put a canopy over the backyard. Thank God they were too dense to think of it before the endurance competition. I think they'll take it off before the end of the season, though. So save up those banner dollars, folks!

Buckwild!

2007-08-13T16:05:00.000-04:00

"There's still some Buckwild left in this bitch!"

Photochop courtesy of C=Venus BB Chops. Genius!

The God Card

2007-08-13T00:25:00.000-04:00

Jameka was a surprising target for Dick on Thursday night, but deserving nonetheless. It was about time someone called her out on being a fair-weather friend to God. She really only plays that religion card when it's convenient for her; she'll save Jen when she wants Zach out of the house, but she won't fight for Kail if it means one of the Nerd Herd 2 could go home. I hadn't realized God only chose balls when she wanted him to, and the rest of the time it's just coincidence. And it's all fine and dandy that she wants to defend herself, but she could talk for years, and she'd still be a hypocrite. I'm sick to death of these people shoving their religion down our throats. Listen up and listen good, God is not watching Big Brother 8. He doesn't care about your veto balls or your food competitions. Not to mention it's Hurricane season, so He's just a little bit preoccupied at the moment. Honestly, who prays like that? "You know, even if I don't win the money, and I know You think--I hope You don't think I'm just sayin' that, but like...even if I don't win, I am so, I am so thankful." I'm too embarrassed for her to even continue writing about this.

Dick and Daniele aren't stupid, they know they're going up on the block. America isn't stupid either, CBS, so ixnay on the clever editing. Clearly Dustin wasn't going on the block. I mean, these people love to backdoor, but they only take chances on "nobodies" like Jen and Zach, not their own holy species. But even a Dick hater has to admit that it takes a loyal, loving father to give up his hopes of winning Big Brother to save his daughter from eviction. I think it's pretty awesome what he's doing, but I'm really going to miss him on the show and the Live Feeds. He's one of four people who don't make me cringe. Fortunately, if he does end up leaving he'll be in sequester, so this certainly won't be the last time we see Dick put somebody in their place. That's what I love about him; everytime Dustin's head begins inflating, Dick shows up with a needle.

It's official, America, Eric is a shitty employee, and he needs to be reprimanded. Who loved the look on his face when he opened that piece of paper and saw the name "Dustin?" I wonder if he's caught on to the fact that the majority of viewers hate him. If not after that task, he will tonight when he finds out that he has to give Jessica the cold shoulder. Not that he'll actually do it, or anything. But there goes another task. The longer that weasel remains in the house, the less bearable the show is to watch. 1) He's, like, Revenge of the Nerds ugly, and 2) he's a despicable human being. The most disgusting remark I've ever heard in my life came out of his mouth, and he could never redeem himself after that. His behavior just shows his true character, and unforunately for him, it's lacking. I have honestly never been so disgusted by a houseguest in the past. I will do everything in my personal power to make sure America makes him vote to keep Dick on Thursday. And I hope that rat hates it.

New Trivia!

2007-08-12T16:36:00.001-04:00

Dirty, Rotten Cheaters

2007-08-10T11:46:00.000-04:00

I've been holding off on writing a blog about possible rigging, because I didn't have any hard evidence, just a video of Jameka whispering about walking out on a Diary Room controller. But we finally have a video long enough to prove how fucked up the producers really are. In this clip, Dick explains how someone in the Diary Room asked him for his opinion on Jen's OCD. Unfortunately, she never even told him that she had OCD. Then Jen goes on to tell Dick and Daniele that "they were trying to, like, make me not vote Eric out" and that after she accused them of those intentions, they said, "Jessica's not stupid." And then she confirms what anyone who isn't in denial already knows: "That's not right. Obviously they'd rather have Eric in the house than Kail." So, I guess Jameka was right when she said the winner of this game has been preordained by God. God in the form of Allison Grodner, that is. So, I really don't want to just watch this happen and complain about it for the rest of the season. But I'm not sure exactly how to go about giving AGP and CBS a piece of my mind. So if anyone else is taking action or has advice, e-mail me or leave a comment. It'd be greatly appreciated.

The first video is of Jen, Dick and Daniele, and the second video is of Jameka and Amber.

Zach Attack

2007-08-10T11:13:00.001-04:00

Producer's Player

2007-08-10T00:02:00.000-04:00

It was about time someone spoke up and put Eric in his place...besides Dick. I knew it was only a matter of time before Amber would blow up, and she did it Buckwild style. Honestly, who would think to put those pieces of clothing together? She looked like she was in a Limp Bizkit video. And a Rebel hat to top it all off. Keepin' it trashy. Anyway, she had some pretty valid points in her rant. Whoever holds that kind of information for blackmail is twisted. And Eric is a fuckin' piece of shit. Fact, not opinion. But, um...she hasn't lied once in that house? Wait, wait--"I haven't said shit about nobody." It's always nice to see elementary level grammar being used in everyday life. All jokes aside, Eric deserved a smackdown, and not just for holding Amber's confession in his back pocket. That tool has said horrible things about every single person in that house. Not that the television audience would know, as CBS is doing their damndest to make him look like an angel. Gotta make that buck, right? I promise you they are raking in well over $10,000 per every five tasks completed in text message fees. Notice how we never found out who Eric had to "flatter incessantly to ensure their vote?" I promise you that either CBS or Eric decided not to bother with that one. Can't open that envelope too many times with a name we clearly didn't vote for. And Eric certainly wasn't going to flatter Dick all night. "I'm just saying..."

Tonight's episode had some pretty sweet fillers, and I have to admit that I really did enjoy them. First up, viewer's question: "Dustin, why do you constantly wear your gray shirt?" That right there was laugh out loud funny. I liked his answer, though, because if there is one person in that house who displays consistency, it's him. I prefer calling him stubborn, but consistent nonetheless. Anyway, if that wasn't a big enough hint for him to stop wearing it, I might be getting sick over the next few days. It's already unbearable enough having to listen to his pompous voice, but what's even worse is looking at his chest hair sprouting out of that v-neck. I think I need to change subjects... I was very nervous when Julie led us into the clip about Dick the name dropper. But it totally turned out to be a FOXY segment. I loved when that guy said, "Dick doesn't drop names, people drop Dick's name!" You know, as a Dick fan, I'll admit that he can get out of line from time to time. But at the end of the day, Dick's Dick, and he'd take a bullet for someone who didn't speak to him for two years. And that's fucking rad. Plain and simple. He's honest, loyal, and never apologizes for who he is. I admire him for that. And I'm totally getting one of those "Jenuine Evil" t-shirts.

Kail's husband Darin was surprisingly pleasant, and brought back memories of when April's husband talked about Hurricane Howie's wrath. I liked that he was understanding about Dick's strategy; it shows maturity and good character. And how about those businesses? I was expecting her to own Trump Tower, but those cute little restaurants and that motel were a pleasant surprise. Her town looks adorable, and that whole clip made me feel better about her going home. I'm so happy for her that she gets to go back to her family, and got out of that Freak Fest. That house is so unstable, I don't know how she ever lasted that long without DORing. I've had a roller coaster of feelings about Kail throughout this season, but at the end of her stay, she was one of my favorites. Sure, she lied, but who hasn't? She has a good heart, and she deserved so much better than the hand she was dealt. I honestly believe it was her time to go, though, and I'm happy she was able to go a week without anyone cussing her out. Now before I start crying, I must move onto this HOH competition. Oh yeah, predictable. Anyone else smell fish?

Dictator Dustin

2007-08-08T01:41:00.000-04:00

Eric's Reaction: Part Two. I've heard more bullshit come out of his mouth in the past five days than I've heard in most of Big Brother history. Have you ever seen someone with that many nervous habits going off at once? As Eric assures the LNC that "Dick and Daniele have made a $500,000 mistake," he raises his right eyebrow, cocks his neck to the side, opens his eyes widely, laughs like a mad scientist, and scratches a patch of skin that I'm fairly certain isn't even itchy. Have these people never seen someone lie before? Or are they just that fucking clueless? I'm betting on the latter. Surprisingly enough, it's Dustin that gets my vote for Most Hated Houseguest this week. If I hear him say, "It's a numbers game," one more time, I think I'll jump off a bridge. And keep in mind that voting Kail out doesn't automatically win you Head of Household. Your enemies still have two people competing in that competition, and only one person can win. Numbers won't do you any good if Dick or Zach wins HOH on Thursday, now will they? In fact, it'll ensure that "The Donatos" get one of you cowards evicted. So take your pompous attitude elsewhere, Napoleon.

Who would have thought we'd see the day when Dick and Jen would hug? I'm pretty sure there's a couple of pigs flying around a farm somewhere. And some icicles hanging from the ceiling of Hell. Any other phrases I've missed? The point is, Dick and Jen both proved themselves to be mature when they swallowed their pride and made that truce. And I'm so glad Zach is working with them, because it's really about time he has some social interaction. He was pretty much a no-brainer, anyway. He needs them just as much as they need him. He could either team up with the LNC and be number three on their hit list, or he can team up with Double D escape their line of fire. Like I said, no-brainer.

That Power of Veto competition was just plain brutal. Honestly, if I was Jameka I'd have gotten out on the very first question. There's no way I'm wearing a bunny suit, much less giving up HOH to protect somebody that I don't even know I can trust. I'm sure CBS did their fair share of editing to his Diary Room, but was I the only one shocked by Eric's audacity? "Jameka is my only hope." And what in the hell does she owe you? Her pride? That's all that's left at this point. She's already pouring shit on her head for 24 hours and giving up any possibility at HOH for five weeks. You want her to sacrifice the prize money? Please. Leave that to the nominees. And damnit, Jen won that veto fair and square. She deserved it, and she definitly showed everyone what she was there to do--compete. Although, if that girl makes it to the final two, I say CBS gives her the half mill, anyway. Because, let's be honest, she defied physics. I'm pretty sure I learned that in high school. Chen's Law of Tears, or something. Anyway, if she pulls off F2, I'm fairly certain she's a magician.

Anyone with a Big Brother Superpass knew exactly how it felt over the weekend to just be sitting around waiting for the confrontation Dick kept promising everyone. I didn't have the pleasure of viewing it live, but it was still awesome. First of all, any innocent person who is being accused of lying doesn't immediately respond with, "I didn't lie to you." Especially not in a calm, rehearsed manner. And I hope every single witness of that argument saw right through Eric's bullshit. How is he going to accuse Dick of lying "a multitude of times?" I don't care whose side you're on in that house, one thing you can't deny is the fact that Dick doesn't lie. He lets every single person know what he thinks, and he never plays He Said, She Said. Eric doesn't even believe that Dick lies--"I'm not gonna play this game." What game? Backing up your accusations? You may as well keep digging, because there's no way you can climb out of this hole.

Double D!

2007-08-07T02:01:00.000-04:00

Quote of the Night

Ahem--I do believe I deserve some credit, here? That's it, I'm copyrighting Double D.

Memories

2007-08-06T02:12:00.000-04:00

I miss when everyone didn't hate Dick. I miss a Minnesota accent. I miss liking Dustin. I miss feeling empathetic for Amber. I miss the old Jessica.

I miss Joe.

Banner of Love

2007-08-05T23:30:00.000-04:00

First of all, I'd like to say that I honestly didn't think that CBS would feature the banner in this episode, so I apologize to anyone who didn't want that spoiler. But I'm glad they did, because it would have taken some talented editors to figure out a way to explain the sudden suspicion over Eric. Second of all, I'd like to personally thank whoever spent $2k on that banner, because they deserve a fucking Nobel Prize. Whoever you are, you're naming my first born. And I'd really like to get a featured interview with you, so shoot me an e-mail if you're interested. Fucking genius, right there. Either that was an amazing coincidence that the banner was scheduled during an outdoor competition, or that was some quick thinking. Either way, Mystery Banner Person, you hold a special place in my heart. Back to the competition... I couldn't have been happier to see Amber first out, because, let's be honest, who wanted to see the crocodile tears for five hours following her win? And that HOH blog? Spare me. I will admit that I was straight up shocked over how long Jen and Kail lasted, and notably proud of them. It takes a lot of determination to hang upside for 1.5 hours while someone's yelling at you. In the end, though, Daniele won, and we all expected it. She was the most tenacious person in that competition, and nobody stood a chance against her. She deserved that more than any of them, and, damnit, she got it.

We all knew there'd be chaos and suspicion over these votes that Eric was casting, but I personally never expected it to get this out of hand. And I certainly never imagined that someone would be sent packing over it. I'll say it a million times if I have to--I cannot fathom how somebody could let another person take the blame for their own actions. The first time that the LNC should have been suspicious was when Eric dismissed himself as a possibility because he was the "first and foremost person who wanted Nick gone." If it wasn't him then why would he ever feel the need to not only tell you that it wasn't him, but also give you a reason why it wasn't him? Did you see Dustin, Amber, Jameka or Jessica voluntarily defending themselves? No, and that should have been the first clue. The problem with these houseguests is the fact that they are so unwilling to believe that someone they are close to could be their foe. They are so wrapped up in this Kail-Jen-And-Zach-Are-The-Enemy mentality that it doesn't even occur to them that it could be one of their own. What gets me the most, though, is the fact that Eric is such an obvious liar; and how they cannot see this is just beyond me.

I don't think I've ever seen two people look more like giddy school girls than when Dick and Daniele had their epiphany that Eric was the one voting out Kail. CBS didn't even begin to cover what those two looked like in that HOH room before they called Jess up. I took a video, and trust me, it was the most adorable thing I've ever seen. I was sure they were going to break out into a pillow fight. So, in honor of The Big Brother Bash's Official Favorite Houseguests (indeed I did just come up with that title), I present to you: Girls Just Wanna Have Fun.

P.S. Don't you love the music they always set to Dick's blow ups? It's like a mix of hard rock and metal. As if he's about to pull out a gun and murder everyone. Can't they see his soft side? I managed to put a video together with him set to Cyndi Lauper. Cyndi Lauper!

In other news, Jessica's a snake. I knew it was a bad idea to tell her the plan, and it was obvious from the get-go that she wasn't convinced. Why can't these houseguests read each other's body language? More importantly, why can't they remember their conversations? I could have made a book of misquotes at this point. Anyway, Eric's reaction to Double D's plan pretty much flushed any thoughts of mine that considered him to be a decent human being. It's one thing to lie about something you've done, but to get mad at someone for realizing it? I'm at this point where I understand that yes, we voted for Eric to evict those houseguests, but we never forced him to follow our lead. And that's where you cannot blame America. He had every right to reject the tasks, and he had every opportunity to cover his tracks when he accepted those tasks. He did neither, and that my friend, is his own fault. Eric, that wasn't the thoughts of Nick's mom on that banner, it was your so-called alliance of 10 million. And unfortunately for you, America won't be voting to further you in the game anymore. Final 2 pact? How's Dick sound? Jameka? That'll certainly cast suspicion...

Liar Liar

2007-08-05T16:44:00.000-04:00

Bratz

2007-08-04T19:08:00.000-04:00

Banner

2007-08-03T03:02:00.000-04:00

Disclaimer: This is a non-spoiler site, but I'm putting up this disclaimer to warn anyone who may or may not consider this a spoiler. A banner was flown above the houseguests during the HOH Competition tonight, but I'm fairly certain CBS won't even touch on that issue in Sunday's episode. Even so, I'm not sure I'd even consider this a spoiler. So check it out!

The picture is from Big Brother 8 myspace. So...props.

A Recipe For Chaos

2007-08-02T22:04:00.000-04:00

I have never so badly wanted to punch somebody as much as I did tonight when the Fugly Possum (commonly referred to as Amber) cried, what, 486 times? How fucking dare she rely on Nick for comfort after he was nominated. And then lie to him not once, not twice, but three times, including her phony goodbye message. "I kinda knew you were going up." Bull-fucking-shit! And you kinda cry sometimes. And you kinda make my skin crawl. Pull your panties up and take responsibility for your actions. And please, take a fucking Xanax and keep your feelings to yourself for once. I literally have to plug my ears and look away from the screen everytime you turn the water works on. It is getting so old. Daniele didn't even cry after the ceremony, and she actually told him the truth. He had every right to be upset, though, because we all know he never would have kept that from her. Just like the Mrs. Robinson alliance. It's too bad every member of that joke of an alliance, The LNC, can't trust that someone is telling them the truth; and that maybe, just maybe, they could be wrong.

If there's one thing that can lift my spirits when I'm down and out because Magic Hunk is going home, it's some good old Jen bashing. And there's no better recipe for that than a cup of Evel Dick, two tablespoons of Nick, and a dash of Daniele. Like I said last episode, I don't completely agree that what Jen did during the Veto Competition was wrong, but that doesn't mean I have a problem with Dick bitching her out for it. And damnit, he made me proud. Quote of the night: "You look good to yourself. Saddam Hussein did, too." Would I personally compare Jen to Saddam Hussein? Nah, more like Donald Trump. Either way, she's a narcissist. End of story. I'm so proud of Daniele for finally standing up to Jen and letting her know how much a bitch she is. I especially love Jen's ridiculous defense--"I have values." And you certainly let them show everytime you put on your child's size bikinis. You're a joke, and everyone knows it. Do all of us a favor and DOR. Bring your fragile friend Kail with you, too.

Is anyone else sick and tired of America's Player? CBS had some real clever editing tonight to make it look like Eric actually did his job campaigning Kail out of the house, but in reality he spent the majority of the last few days working his ass off to get Nick evicted. I watched it happen. And it made me sick... I was really into the twist at first, but Eric is getting on my last nerve. Especially after getting a homohawk right after Nick. I have never seen such a blatant copycat in my life. Listen up, boys--don't let Eric fool you. The 6'4" football player was, and will always be, more of a Casanova than the skinny, 5'7" nerd. No matter how much you make fun of other people, and whether you pierce your nipples and dye your hair or not. What kind of person can let someone else get evicted for what they did? I could never do that to someone. Maybe I'm just a decent human being, but I can't understand something like that. Not even in a game.

Loathe

2007-08-01T17:43:00.000-04:00

I hate Eric.

I hate Amber.

I hate Jameka.

America's Douche Bag

2007-08-01T00:11:00.000-04:00

I have a lot of feelings about this episode. A lot of strong feelings. So I'm just going to go ahead and apologize ahead of time if my emotions get the best of me. And by "my emotions get the best of me" I mean "I say a bunch of inappropriate and offensive things about a number of houseguests." Now, anyone who knows me knows that I am not the type to judge someone on their religious beliefs. Certainly not someone who practices the same religion as myself. But be honest with me--does anyone actually take Jameka seriously anymore? "God chose my ball." C'mon now. I am incredibly confident that God had nothing to do with that. There is a fucking war going on right now; I am positive God was preoccupied when Jen was fishing her hand around in that bag. What offends me more is the fact that she used God as an excuse to take Jen off of the block. We all know better, we all know better than to believe that she would have done the same thing for Zach. But what offends me the most is her "Holier Than Thou" attitude. Note to Jameka: your nightly Bible studies aren't impressing anyone. Watch out for the rain, darling, because you'll drown.

Whodathunk one veto competition would result in so much drama? CBS. You know they had some reality television scientist cast this season so that all of the houseguests would be miserable, and all of the viewers would be loving it. The competition itself was actually quite fun to play at home. I would have been a force to be reckoned with if I was in that house. I could have won the cash, the trip, and the POv. Cha-ching! Although, if I was head of household, and I pressured everyone else into fighting hard for the POV, I certainly wouldn't have done anything to weaken my chances of winning. You did a pretty bad job of making your bed, Dustin, but what difference does it make to me? You're the one that has to sleep in it. I can say it a million times--Jen has terrible character and what she did in that competition was just plain wrong, but that girl saved her ass this week. And in all honesty, the only people anyone should be mad at in that house are Jameka, for promising Jen she'd win it for her, and Dustin, for being a greedy son of a bitch. Sure, Jen took Jameka for granted, but Jameka's the one using the veto. All Jen did was trust her.

I planned on talking about Eric's latest America's Player assignment, but that was probably the most boring clip in Big Brother history. So in other news... This "Late Night Crew" is my least favorite alliance of all time. Yes, they rank lower than The Friendship. Why, you ask? Because they don't even open their eyes and investigate anything. They turn their assumptions into facts, and innocent people get sent home because of it. And I am sick and tired of Eric opening his mouth to put in his two cents anytime he wants. That guy lost my respect the night he called Julie Chen a bitch. So while we're speaking our minds, I'm just going to say what everyone is thinking--come out already, why don't ya? And that, Eric, is what it feels like when someone has a complete disregard for your feelings. Now onto my next victim... I just think it's absolutely ridiculous how six people can believe Nick is worthy of eviction. Like I said, all these people do is assume. If Amber was right everytime she thought up an alliance, every single person in that house would be aligned with one another. Dream situation? Dick, Daniele, Zach, and Jessica flip off the LNC and vote Kail out. Can I get an Amen? Amen!

Premonition

2007-07-30T19:56:00.000-04:00

Foxy

2007-07-29T22:53:00.000-04:00

When did Amber decide she was qualified to perform an official investigation on the second vote for Kail? I'm sorry, did I say investigation? I meant witch hunt. If there is one thing that gets my blood boiling, it's when halfwits point fingers. I have no idea where the "LNC" got this deranged idea that Nick was secretly united with Zach or that either of them are dangerous, but those two are the least threatening people in the game. Nick makes googley eyes at Daniele all day, and people literally run from Zach. But apparently they must go at once! At first, I thought the idea of America's Player was just plain FOXY, but the more shit Eric pulls the less I like him. I'm not the Christian of the Year, but even I couldn't let people take the heat for my actions.

Have I mentioned people run from Zach? I've been noticing this for awhile, and it literally makes my heart ache. We all know what it feels like to be the odd man out, but for 24 hours a day? I really don't get it, though, because I think he's hysterical. That is when people actually give him the time of day. I almost hope they evict him just to put him out of his misery. But then Amber cries, and I realize who I really want evicted. I honestly thought it was sweet that she was so emotional, but it's gotten old. Eventually somebody is going to have to forget strategy and just do everyone a favor by sending her ass home. Good God, send her home...

I think it's interesting that Kail and Jen thought they would be safe this week. Kail talks a whole lot of game, and rarely follows through on any of it. Remember her telling Dick that she didn't want to campaign anymore? That lasted a whole, what, hour after Mike was evicted? Probably less than that. Why haven't any of these people learned that psychological players are ten times more dangerous than physical threats? Sure, players like Nick and Mike will excel in endurance challenges, but votes send people packing. And people like Kail and Jen campaign the hardest. Kail would talk all day if she could, but somehow no one is concerned about this. Can we officially name this the most clueless season ~~yet~~ ever?

Cruel Intentions

2007-07-29T15:29:00.000-04:00

50 First Dates

2007-07-29T00:26:00.000-04:00

Photochop Madness

2007-07-28T01:05:00.001-04:00

Love 'Em Or Leave 'Em

2007-07-27T12:51:00.000-04:00

Breaking News: Following last night's live broadcast of Big Brother, the Love 'Em Or Leave 'Em poll released new results, with EvelDick beating out the previously unbeatable Jameka with 15.2 % of the votes. If you haven't been voting in or following the polls, here's a snapshot of last week's votes.

And this reflects pretty much every week before Week 10. What a change, right? Either America finally screwed their heads on right, or someone spent way too much time voting last night. Or there was a glitch at CBS.com, which is the most probable possibility. Poor Zach, though. He went from 0.5% to 0.7%. The poor sap can't even break 1.

Tschuess, Magnus!

2007-07-26T21:43:00.000-04:00

Julie Chen gave us two, count 'em two, Trips From The Outside tonight! A double whammy of my favorite segments? This is better than my birthday! Not really. I mean, I love Big Brother and all, but my birthday? That's more than love. That's lust. Indeed, I do hold lust above love. And apparently Daniele does, too. I can't even imagine what it's like for her boyfriend. He says he doesn't worry, but how can't he? Nick's a looker. Even with his hair slicked back. And pubes on his face. He's a goddamn looker. And Kris can't even remind Daniele who she fell in love with. I could say, "That Daniele really has it bad. Two guys to choose from? Oh, the humanity!" But I do sincerely feel bad for her. She's clearly developed feelings for Nick, and even though the guy lives clear across the country, she does have a decision to make. If I could give her any piece of advice, it would just be to follow her heart. Now enough of this gobbley gook.

We also had a lovely visit from Jennifer's mother and good friend Kara. I was hoping Vanna White would make an appearance, but really, who's surprised she didn't? I think I'd be less surprised if Jen claimed she had X-ray vision. That's really more her style, anyway. Part of me believes Jen's more intelligent than she lets on, but there's still that 99% that is positive she's just as retarded as we all think. Honestly, how difficult is an Early Childhood Development major? Psych majors require more brain matter than that (zing!). Anyway, I highly doubt Jen is basing her strategy on Kara's advice to "play dumb." You can't fake that shit 24/7. And let's be honest, she hasn't slipped up once. What are the odds of that? You'd think we would've heard a word bigger than "concur" by now. Basically, Jen's a dummie dum dum. The end.

I was really quite surprised that everyone seemed to be gunning for Mike's eviction this week. I really have not been watching my money's worth of the Live Feeds. No, I was actually aware of the fact that Kail was most likely safe, but I had no idea Dick was behind it. Judging by his conversation with Kail last night, I was sure he was in the dark. Honestly, I think it was an enormously stupid move sending Mike home. He may have brawn, but how many challenges call for Magnus-sized muscles? Kail plays this game so psychologically, and with 24 hours in a day, there's no telling what damage she could do. We've all already seen her aggressively campaigning, who's to say she won't do it again? And clearly her word means nothing, as she's been caught in who-knows-how-many lies. But what's done is done, and hopefully they all watch her with a close eye. I think I was actually on Cloud 9 during the HOH competition when the first three HGs were eliminated. Zach...Jen...Kail. Um, heaven? I think. I was pulling for Daniele to win, but I am certainly not disappointed with Dustin. I'm pretty sure Dick is safe, but a lot could happen in 24 hours. I'm just happy home girl Amber has a worry-free week ahead of her.

Will & Grace

2007-07-25T17:17:00.000-04:00

Unitard Revitalization

2007-07-24T23:36:00.001-04:00

God, Kail gets more and more annoying every episode. I've actually gotten to this point where I almost feel bad for her, but then she opens her mouth to let the bullshit flow and I'm back at square one. One of the measily two people who have actually remained loyal to her she sells out to save her own ass, only to end up pissing Dick off. I can understand how shitty she feels, considering the fact that she's been trying to get on the show for three years, but she can't expect everyone to want to keep her in the game for that sole reason. They all want the 500k, as well. On the same token, Dick really needs to take it down a notch. I'm trying my best to give him the benefit of the doubt, but he can say some really hateful things. Something that always baffles me about these houseguests is their reaction to the way some people speak to them. Some of the things Dick has said to people, I'm positive I would break down right then and there if I were them. Maybe it's the west coast, or maybe I'm just a lily liver (thanks, thesaurus.com!) like Amber (much love to mah sistah).

So, I was a little disappointed in Dick's behavior before the veto challenge. I understood his intentions, but he goes about things in such a belligerant way that it really turns people off. Including me. But his goal was to get into Kail's head, and that he did. Just not in a very admirable fashion. I'll admit it, I had some compassion for her when she was the first out of the challenge. But like Dick said, she made her bed and now she has to lay in it. If she survives the week, more power to her. But if she doesn't, and I'm confident she won't, then too bad so sad. She isn't exactly a charity case, anyway. Post Kail's elimination, the POV competition was probably one of the funniest I've seen in Big Brother history. Mike is a damn fine french maid, and Dustin's unitard revitalization was beyond hilarious. On the other hand, Mike's attempt at making Dick laugh was down right painful to watch. Although, I wouldn't have even tried if I were him, so credit must be given where credit is due. At the end of the day, Jen was meant to win that competition, and the attention whore milked it for all it was worth.

Have I mentioned Dick's arrogant behavior tonight? Don't get me wrong, he's still my number one, but I kind of feel like his voice of reason. Like I said, he just needs to take it down a notch. Daniele hit it right on the nose--he's on a power trip. And it's going to hurt like hell next week if someone like Jen or Mike wins Head of Household. Although, I can completely understand his anger over Jen and Zach being up in the HOH room. I'd be a fucking Nazi if I ever won HOH. I would not be having it if people were using my toilet, leaving their nappy hairs all over the place, or drinking beer in my bed. Hell no. It really sucks for Nick, though, that Dick keeps doubting his loyalty to both Daniele and himself. Because he is loyal, and he isn't using her. And as far as screwing up her life at home? She's a grown-up that can make her own decisions, and Nick should not be held accountable for whatever ends up happening between her and her boyfriend. Whether he's playing her or not. Which he isn't, if I haven't made that clear enough.

Unfaithful

2007-07-24T20:55:00.000-04:00

Filipino Thriller

2007-07-23T23:02:00.001-04:00

This has absolutely nothing to do with Big Brother, but it is hands down the most amazing video you'll ever see in your life. And it also happens to be 1,500 Filipino inmates performing "Thriller." But those two descriptions pretty much go hand in hand. So watch. And fall in love with Rommel.

Good Riddance

2007-07-23T13:57:00.000-04:00

Talk about a late blog. I apologize for taking a billion hours to finally post this, but I didn't have Wi-Fi access this weekend. Although, it was nice to be able to just watch the show and go to bed. Because I'm 90 and go to bed at 9. Anyway, I was most looking forward to watching Kail's reaction to Dick's HOH win (as if I hadn't seen enough on the feeds), and it was surprisingly annoying. I was sure I'd be reveling in her pain, but how happy can one person be when they're betting on the next time someone will say "betray?" I don't know how Kail thought anyone would have sympathy for her when she's basically telling them, "I had an alliance you weren't in." I totally got Dick's Why-Are-You-Telling-Me-This reaction. I think she dug herself a deeper hole than she was already in, and her only chance of lasting another week will be the veto. Although, I don't blame her for selling the boys out. It certainly didn't save her ass, but it sucker punched them on her way out. And that, my friend, is how you play Big Brother.

How about them fillers? Was there absolutely no action in between the HOH competition and the nominations that they had to take footage from literally weeks ago to fill up the episode? How long ago did Eric and Jen wrestle? I was surprised Carol wasn't standing in the background. And Daniele cried to Dick days before Joe was evicted. Although, I'm glad they decided to put that into the episode, because I think it was a rather heartwarming moment. Heavily edited, yet heartwarming. I have to wonder, though, what the straw was that broke the camel's back. Clearly something happened to spark those tears, and I'm not going to make any libelous statements, but there's nothing wrong with speculation. She's obviously feeling guilty about something, but who knows? Maybe she just has a guilty conscious. In any event, it must have made Dick feel so good knowing that she felt like she could come to him. He tries so hard, and he's getting somewhere. Slowly but surely, he's getting somewhere.

I wasn't really surprised by nominations, just more relieved (I really didn't know before the episode!). CBS really had me going for awhile that Dick might decide not to nominate Jen. And despite Kail's "convincing" words about how she's "not a threat," I was sure she was going up. Dick had his mind made up before he even won HOH. Good for him for not letting people change his mind with their mumbo jumbo. Kail's reaction was beyond annoying--"It stinks bein' up there with Jen." Oh, really? Up there with your friend? Try it with your daughter, and then get back to me. As long as Kail doesn't win veto, I'm pretty sure I'll be naming this week my favorite of all time. Mhmm, my life is that empty. This is true.

Hurricane Dick

2007-07-19T21:01:00.000-04:00

I was so relieved that I watched the Live Feeds today, because if I wasn't sure Dick had six votes in the bag, I may have had a stroke by the end of the episode. Exaggerating? I laugh at the word. You won't find a blogger more serious than me. No way, no how. I knew it was only a matter of time before Hurricane Dick would strike, and he just happened to hit Kailburgh. Can't say she didn't deserve it, though. And this is not coming from Dick's number one fan (which I proudly am); it's coming from anyone who's ever watched the Live Feeds and seen how two-faced she is. He's nothing but cordial with her, graces her with "thoroughly enjoyable conversation" (a direct quote from her), and then she complains about him non-stop. Oh, and that defense! "OK. Fine. Alright." Wow, you really proved your point there, Kail. Dick wins this battle.

Thank God the "Trip From The Outside" was from Nate. I really wanted to know what broke Dustin and Joe up. It's nice to have closure. Sarcasm? I laugh at the word. For some reason I thought Jen's mom was supposed to be on the show tonight? I was clearly mistaken. And disappointed. I was hoping she'd pull an Ivette's girlfriend and favor the "enemy." I'm sure her or Vanna (if she even actually nannies for Vanna) will grace us with their presence soon enough. I wait for the day... I was surprised the vote was live tonight, what, with 10 people voting and all. It was definitly nerve racking. I was worried Joe might only get five votes, and that attention whore would have the pleasure of evicting Dick. But how surprising that 9 people voted to evict Joe! I think my jaw actually dropped. For that split second I wasn't smiling ear-to-ear over the fact that Kail totally stood alone. Quite possibly the most satisfying moment in my life.

If I thought watching the live vote was nerve racking, I clearly forgot HOH was right after. I really just needed Kail to get out to feel alright, but that bitch stayed in way longer than I felt comfortable with. Shall I cut to the chase? YAHOO! Could this night get any better? Joe gone, Dick HOH. I feel like God has answered all of my Big Brother prayers. OK, I'm totally kidding, I don't pray for Big Brother. That would just be selfish. I limit my prayers strictly for Macy's One-Day Sales and rush hour traffic. OK, and Big Brother. Anyway, I'm so glad Dick gets to be in power this week. I'm hoping he nominates Jen and Kail, but who knows for sure? I think Mike and Zach are possibilities, as well. Maybe even Jessica. The awesome thing is: I could give a shit less if any of those people go home. So, I'm golden this week. My blood pressure should have dropped drastically in the past hour. Here's to one week of good health. Cheers!

Two For Two

2007-07-17T23:48:00.000-04:00

Before I get all Silly Billy on you, I'm going to start the blog off seriously. I'm really enjoying watching the relationship developments this season. Well, two of them. And they both happen to involve Daniele. Girl crush? I think. I've already mentioned my desire for Daniele and Dick to mend their relationship, and I really think it's possible. But I also believe that if one of them left anytime soon, it might not be. It's unfortunate that it took the two of them being locked in a house together to get her to talk to him, but it's better than nothing. I'm also totally in love with Nick and Daniele. In. Love. Polygamist marriage? I think. I'm so happy he told her about the Mrs. Robinson alliance, because I want them to go down. I feel like Kail and Jen are going to turn into the Nerd Herd. And I welcome that possibility with open arms.

Jen fans, tell me this. Why is she such a royal bitch? How is she gonna threaten Amber and Joe before the POV competition? Did she think this would make either of them want to help her? She's so dense. It's ridiculous. What is in her head? A pine cone? A hamster? It's not a brain. Good God, it's not a brain... What's funniest is when people call her out on her bullshit and she plays that dumb blonde act. "Huh??" And Zach is officially on my black list. Once you cross Jameka, you cross me. And you don't want to cross me. Because I'll...type mean things about you. Horrible things... That's right, watch your back.

Clearly, I didn't want Jen to win the power of veto. But even moreso, I wanted her to lose it in such a way that it cut her right to the bone. Having thoughts like this would usually worry me that I may have signs of a serial killer, but I'm pretty sure that Jen is an exception. I think I read that somewhere. Anyway, it killed me to see her win the unitard. She's such an attention whore, it's disgusting. But any disappointment I was feeling over that miniscule situation faded away when Amber so thoughtfully gave Daniele the challenge. Gee, Jen, that threat really worked out for you, there. You made a whole new group of people hate you. But I'm sure all you really wanted was more attention, and damnit, you succeeded. But I can wrap up this blog with one positive thing to say about Jen. That bitch made the best replacement nomination I could ever ask for. Now hopefully neither Daniele nor Dick will be evicted. Although, I'll be sad to see someone who despises her leaving. Well, you win some, you lose some.

Double D

2007-07-15T21:36:00.000-04:00

Any face I've ever made in my 19 years on this Earth has never looked even remotely as horrified as Dustin's when Chenbot congratulated Jen on winning Head of Household. How awesome were everyones' reactions? You'd think after spending three years trying to get on the show, Kail would know how and how not to react when someone wins HOH. And when you're trying to hide your loyalties, you don't jump up and down. Or sleep with them. Literally, not metaphorically. Oh, God... NOT METAPHORICALLY. I'm slowly disliking Kail more and more. I'm so confused... Why was I handing out the key to my heart so carelessly? From this point forward, I'm saving judgement for later on in the game. Except in Dick's case. Because, well, chicks love dick. It's a simple and inevitable concept.

CBS graced us with not one, but two fillers this episode. Although, one of them could also be tagged as character/relationship development, but who's reading this, anyway? I always enjoy a good camera angle on Nick and Daniele. Not because I'm a voyeur, but because Nick is so foolishly funny. Foolishly, I tell you! I have to wonder what Daniele's boyfriend thinks of all of this. Or if she even has a boyfriend anymore. Which I'm hoping he has enough pride to confidently say "no" to that question. My other favorite tag-team is the German weight-lifting duo Magnus & Kragnus. As annoying as Zach got this week sucking up to Jen, I cannot deny that he is a regular comedian. But just regular. Nothing spectactular. Like I said, I'm saving judgement for later on in the game. I can't be calling someone spectacular and then taking it back later. I'm no indian giver.

So, could I have been any more excited to hear Eric had to convince Jen to nominate Jessica? No. Why, you ask? Two reasons: I voted that way, and her voice makes me want to commit suicide. Do I think he did a good job? Absolutely not. I don't think he really wanted her to get nominated, to be honest. But who am I to judge? I'm everything. Learn it, live it, love it. So, I don't think anyone was surprised that Jen chose to nominate Dick and Daniele. She claimed that they both bring negativity energy into the house, but what I think she meant was they both bring negativity energy to her. Which would be 400 times more accurate. I think this week will definitly bring Double D (use it, bitches) closer. I'm clearly hoping one of them will win POV so that there's a chance neither of them will end up going home. Mostly, I want this week to be a total disappointment to Jen. A disappointment to the jenth degree. Zing!

Pure Jenius

2007-07-12T21:05:00.000-04:00

But first... That's right, I "but"-ed without anything to "but" to. They're just words, they don't control us. I haven't been keeping a But First Count this year, but I know I heard it twice tonight. Keep it real, Julie Chen. Keep it real. Thursday nights have the usual twisted editing to make you think the vote is split when it's clearly unanimous, but most importantly they have what I like to call "Trips To The Outside," where we often meet houseguests' friends and family or possibly reunite with houseguests from seasons past. Tonight we met Dick's son (and Daniele's brother) Vincent, and he gave us some insight on the beef between his dad and sister. Apparentlyyyyy, Daniele borrowed some money from Dick, didn't pay him back, and he didn't take it too well. Um, and then she stopped talking to him for two years... Because that's the typical way freeloaders handle getting called out. They turn the tables and give their generous lenders the cold shoulder. For two years. Is it just me or does Daniele stink of major bitch? Shouldn't Dick be the one that hasn't spoken to her in two years? In all honesty, though, that segment made me cry. Just a little. I mean, I'm pretty sure I just had something in my eye. I'm no crybaby...

Let's change subjects, shall we? No need for everyone to be uncomfortable. We also had the pleasure (and boy, was it pleasurable...) to meet Eric's family and friends and see their reactions to him being chosen as America's Player. Was anyone else smiling all freakishly cheesy when they watched them find out? Hmm? No? Oh, yeah, me either. That was so STUPID. *punches wall* I think Eric may quite possibly be my favorite houseguest. I love that his dad describes him as a "Big Brother Historian." If I could marry any "type" of person, I think "Big Brother Historian" would be my number one choice hands down. No one should be surprised by that. Judging by my summertime hobbies, I think it's pretty clear where my interests lie...

There is something so very exciting about the live show. Maybe it's seeing people who usually dress like they're homeless all dolled up, as if it's the only time cameras are rolling, or maybe it's because people like Jen freak out when Julie Chen asks them questions. "Duhduh...why you askin' me question? Duh...FUN." It's definitly both of those reasons. I live for embarrassing and uncomfortable moments. Live. Well, I don't think anyone was surprised that Carol ended up being the one evicted. I was a little surprised that the vote count was 10-1, but I'm fairly certain Jen gave her a pity vote. I guess we'll find out on the Early Show tomorrow. I loved it when Carol said to Julie Chen, "That's just Jessica. She's conceited. And I don't feel bad saying that now." She was all biting her tongue trying not to get into trouble, and then she hears Jessica trash talking girls who curl their hair with curling irons (I resent that, by the way) and she gets word vomit.

I didn't really have high hopes for this Head of Household competition. I only had one standard, and that was that Jen didn't win it. It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife. I thought it was hilarious when Daniele, Dick and Nick got out on the "Who would you rather have date your daughter?" question. The dad, the daughter, and the bad date. Shut up Captain Obvious? OK. I was pretty much just chillin' out eating my Chinese halfway through the competition when I realized Jen was still in it. Talk about ruining your appetite. And who honestly thought she'd win with 41? Nine gallons? I'm with Nick on this one; that question was chosen with one person in mind.

Chicks Love Dick

2007-07-12T18:12:00.001-04:00

Jend Her Home!

2007-07-10T22:33:00.000-04:00

So, I never really commented on the nominees last blog; mostly because I thought Kail's reasons were the lamest of all time. And I didn't really feel like bringing down the "I Love Kail" mood. You understand. Anyway, I'm sure you know how I feel about the nominees by now. Who nominates someone because they performed poorly in a competition? Isn't that a reason to not nominate someone? Wouldn't you want less competition in the future, rather than more? "In the spirit of fairness..." Uhh... I would say "who is she fooling?" but apparently the answer to that question is "everyone," because everyone seemed to accept those reasons. I'm pretty sure none of these people have ever seen or even understand this game. How cute.

Jen. Once again, must I go on? I was hoping and praying, dear God I was praying, that they would show the crazy-liar-Jen tonight, and CBS...you did it. You fucking did it! ("OK, Daytime Emmy...") Usually, CBS has this weird way of editing footage so somebody doesn't seem quite as crazy or deranged as they really are, but not this time. Jen, you, unlike Kail, cannot sue CBS for slander or misrepresentation (whichever applies), because you are just as crazy as portrayed this evening. Who lies about something like "he tried to kiss me?" Especially to a gay man. Did she not think Joey McBigMouth would repeat that? The gays love drama! I know this! But the thing that really tagged Jen as psychotic was the fact that she couldn't even own up to her lie. "That's not what I said." Really? In front of, what, five people who heard you say it? And can I just let Kail and Dick share the key to my heart? Because anybody who will just call Jen a bitch to her face is going to be offered my hand in marriage (and possible some other perks, we'll work out the details later). Kail, Dick, maybe we can move to Utah or something... Did I go too far? Where should I have stopped?

How 'bout that veto challenge? I can think of about 4,812 better hiding places than those people used. Amber, dear, I love you, but a pillowcase? Nobody'll check there! And how did nobody check in the slop? That seems like a pretty obvious hiding spot to me. I know when I play hide and seek, I always hide in the oatmeal buckets. In my fridge... My very large fridge... OK, so now Daniele has the Golden Power of Veto (is that what it's called this year? or am I just pulling this name out of my ass?). Job well done, she's a force to be reckoned with, yadda yadda yadda. What else do you say when somebody has their first and last win (burn!)? I thought it was interesting how CBS tried to make us think Daniele would use the veto. Now, I'll say it, the twig is a bimbo, but I'm fairly certain even she isn't stupid enough to put a target on her back. Although, judging by this groups' actions thus far, I've been bracing myself for anything. It's between Amber and Carol, and if I have to hear Carol talk about how she's not going to campaign one more time, I think I'll drink a glass of arsenic.

My Boys

2007-07-08T22:55:00.000-04:00

I'll be honest, I subscribe to the Live Feeds, and Goddamnit, I'm addicted to them. So when this episode started up right where the last one ended, it was just like, "Old newwwws!" Especially because everything in this episode happened before the Live Feeds were ever even turned on! Things should be normal by Tuesday; Thursday at the latest. I can finally use my screencaps that actually appeared in the episodes, too. So bear with me! Through this troublin' time we have been afflicted with. For visual effects, imagine me saying those last two sentences on my way through the underground railroad. Oh my God, where am I going with this? How did I get so off-task? Is this even considered a blog anymore? Enough of this nonsense! I haven't even explained why a picture of Dick is sitting beside this text.

Blog. Starts. Here. So CBS used their classic black-and-white-to-color effect multiple times this episode, and wrapped up the enemies reactions to seeing each other's pretty little faces straight away. Joe and Dustin's looked rehearsed, and Carol and Jessica's was less than exciting. But it was Dick and Daniele's reunion that really pulled at your heart strings (or possibly made you hate Daniele with a rage you've never felt before). To be honest, I feel for both sides. Dick was an irresponsible parent, but he clearly wants to mend his relationship with his daughter. Daniele has felt neglected and wants Dick to know it. It isn't often I can understand and agree with both sides, but mostly I want Daniele to let her guard down and give Dick a chance. Whoa. I'm becoming disgustingly serious here, and I just don't like it. So...blah, blah, Jack Skellington, blah, blah, Keith Richards. I feel much better now.

Jen. Is that enough? Can I just say her name? Do I even need to explain here? Now, I've gotten pretty upset over photos before. To the point of hyperventilation, mucus, and rosacea--wait, did I say I've done that? I meant nobody. Except apparently Jen. She broke the mold. The first person ever to embarrass herself completely by not only pointing out how terrible her picture was to everyone in the house, but following that up with sobbing, which had to make everyone horribly uncomfortable. But when doesn't Jen make everyone horribly uncomfortable? It's like there's a little sensor in her brain that only lets the attention shift from herself for a maximum of 5 seconds. I can only imagine the ridiculous thoughts running through her mind as they all looked at the memory wall. "Oh, shit. Joe just complimented Nick's picture. Let's see... Did I tell them what shampoo I use to keep my hair shiny, yet? Maybe I can do my Billy Joel impression... I know! I'll start crying!" Do you still like her? CBS knew that might be a possibility, so they threw in the food competition scene where she tells Dick, politely I might add, "Don't be a scraper." Then she really charms our pants off in the Diary Room by saying she didn't "want an old man rubbing his hands all over my body." Alright, badonkadonk butt.

OK, forgive me. I pre-judged Kail (but isn't that my job?). Maybe not all redheads are evil (just most of them). But c'mon! Can you really blame me? CBS really misrepresented her in that first episode. She should sue for slander, by the way. Slander? Misrepresentation? It doesn't matter. What matters is, she currently holds the key to my heart. It's true. She stole it, and I couldn't be happier. But for real, I didn't expect there to be any smart players this season (did you?), and she totally proved me wrong. I expected this, as well, but what I didn't expect was this adorable "My Boys" alliance. That's what I'm calling it. Even if it doesn't catch on. Even if Julie Chen said, "Anyone who calls this alliance The My Boys Alliance is a butthead." I'd still say it. Because I am true to my word. That's just how I roll. In all seriousness, though (is anyone taking me seriously?), I'm really rooting for Kail and the Three Amig--I mean, The My Boys Alliance.

Alliance of 10 Million

2007-07-05T23:42:00.000-04:00

What would a season of Big Brother be without a group of strangers who aren't actually strangers? I miss the old days! But I've got to hand it to them, this is a pretty wicked twist. Had you seen me tonight, you probably would have thought I was either 7 1/2 or schizophrenic. Or both... But mostly, I was excited. Excited for some draaaamaaaa! I'm pretty much in love with Dick, Jessica, and Dustin. Even though Jessica exceeded all of my immaturity expectations with the "she owed me five dollars once" line. The only side I'm sure I belong to right now is Dick's. The other teams (I've assigned them to teams, standard procedure) are pretty much fair game. Work hard, bitches!

As far as the rest of the peasants are concerned, I'm indifferent about most of them, but I still maintain my crushes on Amber and Zach. How about that Zach?! He's, what, 8'10"? And he has to sleep in that midget room?! Those beds are so teeny tiny, I would cry myself to sleep if I was stuck in there. Like a little baby. I would be nominated right away and thrown out. Like a rag doll. Thank God I didn't apply this year! Actually, small beds would be the least of my worries. I don't think I could live in a house with gorgeous twentysomethings for three months. Or one week, in my case. Mostly, I wouldn't want to live with Daniele and Jessica. What if I need $5 for something? I certainly couldn't ask Jessica, now could I? I don't need that stress! Not for a half million, I don't! Now double that, and maybe we can talk business.

The first HOH competition was less than exciting, but most importantly, completely unfair. Not that I really cared who won, but c'mon now. Nick didn't even get to compete, and Dick, Jessica, and Dustin not only get automatic safety, but they also get to choose between Kail and Eric? Like I said, I really didn't care who won, but I'm totally disappointed that Kail won! So, I was lying just then. I really did care who won. I don't know, there's just something about the bitch that irks me. Maybe it's the fact that she owns half the people in her town. Or maybe it's because she hates homosexicals. In fact, it's definitly both of those things. But mostly, it's her red hair. Everyone knows redheads are evil.

I think the part I was most excited about tonight was finding out who America's Player would be. Actually, that was another lie. I didn't even remember about America's Player until Julie kindly reminded me, but once my memory was refreshed, I did become quite excited. My money was on Joe or Zach, so I was pretty much disappointed when Eric walked in the room. But that emotion lasted about 2 seconds. He had me at "hello," or whatever it is he said first. Actually, he had me at "alliance of 10 million." He made me feel like part of the show! Like an ally. A friend... Anyway, I'm just psyched that America's Player ended up being someone who was happy to take the title. I was worried whoever ended up getting the spot wouldn't do anything we said, but Eric seems to be down with the challenge. And as long as he stays on our good side, he shouldn't get screwed over. Or should he... What?

House Tour

2007-07-02T21:24:00.000-04:00

Don't have a job, or you'll miss important things like Entertainment Tonight. In my absence, Julie Chen was on the reputable television program giving a tour of the new house. It's actually pretty cool, and the pictures make a lot more sense when you see people in the rooms. But at the end of the video, Julie creepily points out a camera in the bathroom...directly above the toilet. Since when are we showing off our voyeurism? The National Peeping Tom Association (NPTA) did not send me this memo. Enjoy the video, courtesy of RealityBBQ.

CartoonIFIED

2007-06-30T01:19:00.000-04:00

I know, that picture is so random. Just don't ask. In other news, the houseguest bios are up on the CBS site. You can check them out here. Clicking on that will actually bring you right to Amber's page. That's because I have a girl crush on her. But how could I not? Her favorite show is That's So Raven, and she likes Cookie Crisps and Pina Coladas. But my heart belongs to Zachariah (as I like to call him). Any man who'll watch Love Actually or the Discovery Channel while eating beef jerky and red licorice with me has stolen my heart. Although judging by some of his hobbies (designing clothes) and non-alcoholic beverages (apple juice and diet coke?), I am fearful he could never love a woman. OK, OK, Daytime Emmy.

Houseguests!

2007-06-28T07:47:00.000-04:00

Note: As most of you know, I don't provide spoilers, so information that many of you may know from the sites listed on my sidebar won't be on my site until it has been officially released to the public by CBS. Just a little reminder as you go on to read this, as you may be wondering why there isn't more information about the big twist. But, also know that if you do not like spoilers, this site is safe to visit :) Now, onto the juicy stuff!!

What do you get when you combine 5 hours of sleep with an early dose of Julie Chen? Absolute bliss. I hope all of you woke up at the crack of dawn, as well, to see The Early Show (who am I kidding, I'm sure half of you were on your way to work or something)! Well, it may have been a short ass bit about the houseguests, but I think we can all rest assured that we have an awesome season ahead of us. Take a look at the 14 people competing for the half-million dollar prize! Photos courtesy of Variety.com.

	Amber, 27 Las Vegas Separated Cocktail Waitress		Carol, 21 Lawrence, Kan. Single Student
	Daniele, 20 Huntington Beach, Calif. Single Waitress		Dick, 44 Los Angeles Single Bar Manager
	Dustin, 22 Chicago Single Shoe Salesman		Eric, 27 New York Single Talent Management Assistant
	Jameka, 28 Waldorf, Md. Single School Counselor		Jen, 23 Beverly Hills, Calif. Single Nanny
	Jessica, 21 Haysville, Kan. Single College Student		Joe, 23 Chicago Single Receptionist
	Kail, 37 Married Business Owner McKenzie Bridge, Ore.		Mike, 26 Three Lakes, Wis. Single Painting Contractor
	Nick, 25 Kimball, Minn. Single Former Pro Football Player		Zach, 30 Burbank, Calif. Single Graphic Designer

So, after seeing these fools (my new best friends) talking on The Early Show, I do believe Dustin and Zach are my favorites. I'm apprehensive about Joe and Dick. As far as the females are concerned, I think I'll like Kail, but it's really all up in the air. They all look very young, but if you look at their ages, there's actually a good range going on. And since when are they allowing people under 21 in the house? Daniele is only 20. Naughty, naughty, CBS... We all know she'll be drinking.

In other Big Brother news, Julie also revealed this morning that the houseguests will be living with their WORST ENEMIES! Dun dun dun... This is actually a pretty cool twist. Despite the fact that I hate when people know each other in this game, I'm looking forward to the drama. I know I would be pissed if I saw my worst enemy stroll through those doors. There is also a new factor to the game this year that Julie described as viewer interactive through the internet and cellphones, and that it will have a "bigger impact than ever before." I'm betting we'll get to have a say in eviction votes, but who knows? All I really know is that I am pumped for this season, and I am buying the live feeds today :)

House Pictures

2007-06-27T19:30:00.000-04:00

After hours of anticipation, CBS finally released pictures of the new "Alice In Wonderland" themed Big Brother 8 house. Click on the thumbnail for a larger view. Photos are courtesy of TVGuide.com.

Note: The houseguests are going to be revealed tomorrow morning on The Early Show, so be sure to set your alarm clocks! I'll have all of the new juicy photos on the blog first thing in the AM :)

The Big Brother Bash Shop

2007-06-19T11:15:00.001-04:00

UPDATE: Apparently there's some sort of rights of celebrity/publicity that doesn't allow regular people like me to put pictures of Janelle Pierzina on t-shirts. Therefore, the "Bye-Bye, Bitches!" shirt was removed from the shop, and the "Chenbot" shirt will most likely be leaving, as well. But I've been spending some time adding new designs to the shop, so keep checking the the flash box at the bottom of the page! Even if you don't buy anything, rate my designs! And if you have any suggestions or requests, send me an e-mail. Also, feel free to send me any artwork or videos you have and I'll post them! Thanks, bitches!

Bad Ass Buxom Blonde

2007-06-17T04:07:00.000-04:00

This video is like a year old, but I'm weirdly obsessed with Janelle. So just deal with it =]

P.S. (Because this is a formal letter...) I have a Zazzle account that I'm going to be making BB designs for, and I added a little flash gallery to the bottom of the site (although, it doesn't seem to be working correctly, so try clicking on "See All Products," and it'll bring you to my shop). Just scroll down below the last post, and you'll see it. So far I only have one design available, and it is, of course, Janelle. The classic "Bye-Bye, Bitches!" shirt will forever be available. I'm going to be making a lot more designs, and if any of you have requests or suggestions, just shoot me an e-mail at klawbie@gmail.com. I know I'll be sporting the BB swag this summer, so I'll keep you updated about new designs. Thanks, guys!

Comeback of the Year

2007-06-06T17:15:00.000-04:00

Dear Greatest Fans Ever,

Kayla's blog is coming back this year! As you can see, we have an actual name (innovative, I know), and I put my photoshopping and webpage design skills to work so your daily read (and I know it is) could be a bit more asthetically pleasing. Do you approve? I may or may not have additional writers this year, I'm still debating the possibility. E-mail me if you are interested, though! The response I get will be a huge deciding factor. I'm looking for BB Addicts with good grammar/spelling skills, and of course--WIT =]

But that is the extent of the changes for this summer. Same format, one summary/opinion per episode, no spoilers, occasional videos (or other artwork), and random thoughts here and there. If you guys have any love/hate videos or artwork, send them to me and I'll post them if worthy (haha, I'm sure they will all be worthy). And of course, comment comment comment! It's the only way I know I have readers, lovers or haters--I love you all!

Your favorite person ever,
Kayla

P.S. I'm going to make buttons that you guys can add to your blogs/myspaces/websites if you want! They will be available before the start of the season.